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Would the last person to leave please switch off the lights!
- Colin, Doncaster England
Colin: Daddy, when I grow up I want to be just like Littlejohn
Colin's dad: oh, fuck.
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I could give the government a few suggestions but they wouldn't be printable or suitable for public consumption.
- David, East Sussex
Such as "I'm a twat" ?
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The motto is obvious - "We are watching you".
- Stephen, Reading
Obviously
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With the socialists destroying everything British "Roll over we have lost Everything".
- Barry Holmes, Christchurch New Zealand
"we"? Has new zealand moved itself into Britain then?
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How about:
"You Couldn't Make It Up If You Tried".
- Adrian, Reading, UK
And yet the Mail does daily.
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My mottoo: Leave now!
- Dk, Sussex, UK
Oh come on! I can understand missing a typo in big comments but it can't be hard to check four words.
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Another divertisement to get the people away from the real mess we are in.
- Ali, Doncaster
I see what you did there. It was rubbish.
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A great country ruined by Nu Labor!
- Neil, Ryde, Isle of Wight
Nu, Nuuuuuu, Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu *belch*
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Why not try "Mind over Matter".
NuLabour don't mind what voters think, because we don't matter!
- Sid, Cornwall
Yeah that's why they're asking us what we think. Prat.
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The new motto?
'Give us all the money we can't tax out of you'.
How's that?
- Dorothy Quinlan, Angeles City, Republic of the Philippines
..yes
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Brittanicus horribilis.
- Sue Southern, Northants, UK
"I tried to be funny. I failed"
I did a count:
67 negative/nasty
8 can't tell/pointless
5 positive
"We welcome comments from all sides" says the Mail spin team.
Of course you do Mavis, now get those pills down you.