OK, so the Daily Mail is giving away a load of Leapster "learning games consoles". According to them, you can "Take it from the car, to the queues, on to the plane and then the park."

The Park? The fucking park? Who takes their kids to the park and then lets them sit around playing a crappy handheld computer?

And they complain about kids sitting on their arses and getting fat. Bloody hell...

I have to disagree with you about the Leapster being 'crappy'. My four year old daughter loves her Leapster and it keeps her happy and amused for ages. Or at least it did, until she decided to take it into the garden, and leave it there as a kind of hi-tech and not very effective rain-gauge.

Disagree away, I have no idea whether or not it's crappy. It was just the first thing that came to mind.