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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:04 pm 
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It could also be over enlarged. It was probably lifted from the M&S web site where it was quarter the size shown in the Mail.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:07 pm 
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Daley Mayle wrote:
It could also be over enlarged. It was probably lifted from the M&S web site where it was quarter the size shown in the Mail.


That's what Carlos just said.


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I think they right-clicked and saved the image and then pasted it into the article, but larger, so it looks all shit.

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I concur. With both of you. :roll:

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I often get terrible photos taken on camera phones for inclusion in magazines I design and have found a way using Photoshop's filters to make over enlarged pics look reasonable. I convert them using one or more of the artistic filters and choose fine detail settings. It smooths out most over enlarged jpeg nastiness.

I also reduce the horizontal ratio of the pics, whiten teeth and remove blemishes from the faces of clients I like. The ones I don't can just fuck right off.

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I get nothing but shitty stock photos nowadays. That's when any bleedin' work comes in.

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To be fair, they didn't try to pass it off as genuine.
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Daley Mayle wrote:
I ... remove blemishes from the faces of clients I like. The ones I don't can just fuck right off.


Don't ever try to clean up the whites of the eyes. Oh no...

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:45 pm 
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2216074/First-World-War-Centenary-David-Cameron-orders-school-visit-First-World-War-trenches-mark-100-years-conflicts-outbreak.html

Not a photoshop, but a truly masterful piece of pc cropping.

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Ah thats better. Looks a lot more diverse now.


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MailwatchWatch wrote:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2216074/First-World-War-Centenary-David-Cameron-orders-school-visit-First-World-War-trenches-mark-100-years-conflicts-outbreak.html

Not a photoshop, but a truly masterful piece of pc cropping.

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Ah thats better. Looks a lot more diverse now.


No, it's just that the little girl on our left was standing too far apart from the others


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No, it's just that the little girl on our left was standing too far apart from the others

Nah, it's cause she's a little bit ginger.
Nothing pc about that - it's blatant racism I tell ya!!

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oboogie wrote:
lambswool wrote:
No, it's just that the little girl on our left was standing too far apart from the others

Nah, it's cause she's a little bit ginger.
Nothing pc about that - it's blatant racism I tell ya!!


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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It looks like she's slowly edging away from Cameron. Can you blame her?

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She's a red(head) and on the far left.

Mine's the Red Brigade hoodie thanks.

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I'm not sure what's happening on the left side of that mountain of food, have they emulsioned over their curtains and pictures. It looks weird any idea's?

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That photo also suggests the bairn might be on the menu for Xmas lunch too.

EDIT: Scotch eggs sighted, are they having a 'special' visitor round for tea?

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