Great site for those hard to find names.

http://psacake.com/silly.asp?alpha=A

Genius, although they've missed the all time classic 'Scott Cheg'

Sorry, childhood listening to Wogan before school......

[url]Professor Gary Slapper is Director of the Centre for Law at The Open University

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From a recent Times article. Presumably he used to write for the Sun.

Experts say:''LEAVE THE SUN ALONE!'' as new research shows 'The Sun Is Good For Us!''
''Vitamin D Thought To Enhance Size Of Penis Via Reading The Sun!''
''Sun Readership Doubles Due To The Fact That The Sun SHINES!!!''
(Fuzzledness stares down at his small penis in despair...Bought The Sun,but still has a tiny todger;Lying bastards...)

I was under the impression we banned people with small appendages

(and yes this does set me up for a fall)

Why yes it does. Hehehe.