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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:48 am 
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"Mr Bean signs away our freedom"

Haha when did the world's greatest newspaper turn into the Beano.


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:35 pm 
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Juvenile rubbish of the first order. Christ, I absolutely despise The Express, far more so than The Mail nowadays.


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The cretins that inhabit the Express

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TREASON
14.12.07, 11:08am

This is treason, plain and simple. The trouble is the Tories, blue labour, are just the same, and the lib dems are even worse. The entire political elite are only interested in power and control, we have to rid ourselves of these paracitical scum. there are only two ways out of this dire, worsening, almost terminal situation. A massive votefor the BNP (before the EU outlaws them) or a military coup/violent dissobedience.

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VALUE FOR MONEY
14.12.07, 10:29am

If you buy something in a shop and it turns out to be of infrerior quality you take it back and demand a refund.You can`t demand a refund of your taxes - but you can refuse to pay next year.

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Yeah, just you try refusing to pay your taxes. But look on the bright side - they might let you out of prison early.

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The highlight of the whole thing is that you can expect some guy fuming at it and looking at Brown's smug smile and fuming even more that he is about to explode.

Comedy :lol:

I actually love Brown's half smile, so smug :D


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I love Brown's smug smile too, for precisely the reason you outlined; because it irritates people.


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Free bottle of water? :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Just seeing the first post in this thread, I see now why I didn't see all that many people buying the Express yesterday. Usually we get quite a few, but there were loads left.


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Gordon can't do anything right these days.

I'm half expecting a headline 'Gordon's Coffee Snub' next time he's seen with a cup of tea. What... it's a coffee? Then we'll have 'Gordon's Tea Snub' etc. etc.


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From the Guardian

Home Office grants 19,000 asylum seekers permission to remain


· Cases reviewed in effort to clear backlog from 1994
· Illegal migrant found working at Home Office


http://www.guardian.co.uk/immigration/s ... 21,00.html


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http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/vie ... -stabbings

Website story that corresponds to today's front page of girls in pants (shame on them, absolute disgrace, don't look at them, well maybe just a quick peek, they're in their pants).

Gotta admire the sole comment-poster:

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THE streets of Britain descended into murderous violence as revellers saw in the New Year
This is the biggest load of C-rap journalism In any of the papers today. Continue like this DE and the only place we're likely to see your paper is in squares hanging on a nail in the toilet.
Is the clod who wrote this working his notice perhaps? If not he/ she should be. Come on DE
knock it off.


Anyone want to claim this one?


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JSES wrote:
http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/30105/Binge-Britain-New-Year-mayhem-as-2-more-boys-die-in-street-stabbings

Website story that corresponds to today's front page of girls in pants (shame on them, absolute disgrace, don't look at them, well maybe just a quick peek, they're in their pants).

Gotta admire the sole comment-poster:

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THE streets of Britain descended into murderous violence as revellers saw in the New Year
This is the biggest load of C-rap journalism In any of the papers today. Continue like this DE and the only place we're likely to see your paper is in squares hanging on a nail in the toilet.
Is the clod who wrote this working his notice perhaps? If not he/ she should be. Come on DE
knock it off.


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Yeah a happy new bankruptcy.


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Spot the difference time!

http://www.express.co.uk/ourpaper/view/2008-03-22

http://www.express.co.uk/ourpaper/view/2008-03-17

Express doing their bit for the environment with Bank Holiday recycling - same week, same 'headline'.


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bless, now maddy's not allowed they don't know what to do with themselves


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Seriously though, how slappable is that girl on the front page today?


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