Never one to forget, here are the results of the first round of the year!

3rd place - horacegoesskiing
Scandal as Hain uses Tesco Clubcard vouchers to pay for Deputy Leadership campaign

2nd place - mattomac
Every Little Helps...........Seriously at Labour were Fucked.

1st place - Paul
200 clubcard points free for every £1000 donated.

and a bonus point to Sealink for spotting the encroaching French!

So, after one round, that means we are:

1. Paul 3pts
2. mattomac 2pts
3. horacegoesskiing 1pt
= Sealink 1pt

And this week, it's a prayer room:

"When I said you might as well bash your face against the floor as try to get through to the average Mail reader, I didn't actually mean..."

'Ghost of Mohammed seen in mosque - Danish cartoon writers make unexpected pilgrimage'

"Imams respond to calls for greater transparency in Mosque dealings"

I'm too sexy for my Allah
Too sexy for my Allah
Won't catch me in Hezbollah...

NOW muslims have the power to materialise in britain.

Ayee Allah... this Charlie's strong stuff... it's making me feel quite lightheaded.

Outrage as man does pressups in Mosque.

"Ghost Muslim new threat to British afterlife"

Express thinly veiled anti-muslim stance to a new literal level.

Hmm, my entry seemed a bit incoherent.
Try again:
Expresses thinly veiled anti-muslim stance is taken to a new, literal level- AND GUESS WHO'S PAYING?

Abdul was beginning to question the need for fitness during the compulsory one hundred press ups needed to get into the suicide bombers boot camp.

"Hang on a minute - this isn't bloody Axminster. I'll kill that Azim."

All this Littlejohn worship makes me feel lightheaded.

Search for Imam's missing contact lens continues...