Why does Gordon Brown look like he's having a massive shit every time he appears?

Um, are we talking about the cartoons or in real life?

Because Gordon Brown, as the liberal PC media are trying to cover up, is terminally constipated. It's a big secret. Whenever you see him on television, he's actually trying to crimp one off, but in vain, because he's so constipated he'll die if he doesn't have a poo at some point in the next few weeks. Labour are trying everything (Senokot, Dyno-Rods, enemas) but it's all not working. Only the Daily Express is able to point this out to us all, and even then only through a coded cartoon. Look out for further coded information in Express cartoons; soon they will explain how Diana's driver was distracted by a government issue multicoloured glowing rainbow donkey planted by the Queen, the BNP actually won the 2005 election but it was covered up because the Queen's a big woolly headed liberal and that Madeleine was taken by the Moomins in conjunction with Vortigaunts, the Queen and a now-deceased member of Pink Floyd. And the band Queen.

(Called it.)

(Yes, I'm drunk.)

The really disturbing things are the lines around the Queen's head that suggest she's nodding furiously. Does she do that in reality?

It's not just the Queen, it's everyone. They all look as if they're vibrating. Perhaps he's under the misapprehension that a lot of public figures have Parkinsons?

It's been a while so I thought I'd post some recent cartoons


ROFLCOPTER! Witches find heather mills frightening. Hilarious!



?


Of all the things they could have captioned flying pigs to say, all the things in the world, they choose that.


Gordon has lost it. HAHAHA


Look, hoodies (one with a cap) and they all have cans (and notice the discarded cans). No stereotyping here, nosiree.


What's the betting Paul Thomas, the cartoonist, previously had a job writing Lenny Henry's gags (sorry Lenny)


It rained shocker!


Oh because bill shagged around. hahaha.


And there I was thinking cartoons were actually supposed to make you laugh.

Thanks for posting these cartoons, they really are abysmal. It's nice to see that Paul Thomas' work is still chock full of movement lines and no better drawn than that Griffin (no, not that Griffin) fellow's old work for The Sun.

Can someone please tell me what the hell a Roflcopter is please?!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... roflcopter

It's a childish pointless rather meaningless term used. And yet I still find it funnier than paul thomas's cartoons

Ditto. The cartoons in the Guardian and the Times are usually quite good, maybe Paul Thomas secretly hates the Express so he doesn't put any effort in.

What is it about Ed Balls saying "So What" i've only seen it being moaned about in The Express.

David Camerons response to the budget last week

DC: "We are the most taxed nation in Europe"
EB: "So what?"

The fact is statistically it's not true, when you work it out we're actually about in the middle, but that doesn't fit in with the Express line evidently

Next weeks Private Eye (as a subscriber I get it 2 days early) has a story on this:

"In the event only the Express went big on the story (Balls even got the Commons' official record, Hansard, to change its account of what was said). A rare triumph for Richard 'Dirty' Desmond's journalists!"

Private Eye 1206 pg5

This:

You know when the answer leaves you even more confused than when you asked the question