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MUSLIM CLERICS TEACH OUR CHILDREN

01.06.08, 10:28am

GOD WANTS ALL FAITHS TO UNITE IN ONE FAITH ? THAT IS THE FAITH OF LOVE TOWARDS ALL MANKIND GOD IS ...LOVE ? AS MANKIND DESENDS INTO SIN DAILY ...GODS FINAL HOUR IS FAST APPROACHING MANKIND IS TURNING AGAINST HIM SO MUCH SO HIS MOTHER IS NOW APPEARING ALL OVER THE WORLD TO MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ESPECIALY IN MEDUGORJE SINCE 1981 , CLICK WWW.MEDUGORJE.COM AND FATIMA.ORG FOR CONFIRMATION ? GOD BLESS
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Oh wow, having his mobile number is gonna be difficult to resist...


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Can you imagine if he started receiving texts from the holy mother...

no no no...


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I was thinking porn, but yeah, whatever!


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I'm going phone him when i'm really intoxicated....what better time than next week at the University summer ball.


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If I had money on my mobile, the temptation to play Akercocke down the phone would be high.


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queenofherts wrote:
Wow

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MUSLIM CLERICS TEACH OUR CHILDREN

01.06.08, 10:28am

GOD WANTS ALL FAITHS TO UNITE IN ONE FAITH ? THAT IS THE FAITH OF LOVE TOWARDS ALL MANKIND GOD IS ...LOVE ? AS MANKIND DESENDS INTO SIN DAILY ...GODS FINAL HOUR IS FAST APPROACHING MANKIND IS TURNING AGAINST HIM SO MUCH SO HIS MOTHER IS NOW APPEARING ALL OVER THE WORLD TO MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ESPECIALY IN MEDUGORJE SINCE 1981 , CLICK WWW.MEDUGORJE.COM AND FATIMA.ORG FOR CONFIRMATION ? GOD BLESS
WWW.PETERCAMPBELL.FAITHWEB.COM
WWW.CHRISTIANAWAKENING.COM
LAYAPOSTLE&PROPHET
FOUNDER MEMBER OF M.A.D. MOTHERS AGAINST DRUGS EASTERHOUSE GLASGOW SCOTLAND
UKIP.SCOTLAND
MOB -07814976301 OR
01475803529

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what i particularly like is this chap's confusion of the exclamation and question marks


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SHOULD GP SURGERIES BE RUN BY BRITISH DOCTORS?

You can probably guess the comments of course... fish in a barrel anyone?

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GP SURGERIES

05.06.08, 9:24am

I am outraged at the suggestion and demand to know who is responsible for these plans, emm,
let me see, no, its not a european directive is it, is it, you are having a laugh.Not like the POST OFFICE.
No No No No No !!!!! It is not up for grabs, it does not belong to any group, political party, or government.
IT IS THE BRITISH PEOPLES.

Get the message, .

We paid for it, we bought it , we sustain it, we earned it. IT IS OURS and is not for sale.
I WANT NAMES... WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?

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BRITISH ONLY PLEASE

06.06.08, 8:41am

yesterday I wanted to renew my insurance cover on
my fridge/freezer and to make doubly sure it got there I decided to do it by phone " DUH " [Curry's cover] I was kept waiting seven minutes and then put through to some
Asian country call center could not understand a word he said and I ended up putting the phone down and sending it by post anyway, the point I am making is that nothing is
English or British any more

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THINGS I WANT FROM MY DOCTOR

07.06.08, 10:28pm


1. To be available when I get sick – whenever that may be

2. To be able to see me in a surgery near my home (or in my home if I am seriously ill)

3. To be available on Saturdays (for emergencies)

4. To be available in the evenings

5. To have up to date British medical qualifications

6. To be competent to speak in clear English without a strong foreign accent

7. To understand and respect my spiritual preferences

8. To have no conflict of interest with anyone trying to make a profit out of my misfortune

9. To have no allegiance to any foreign company, foreign shareholders or foreign governments

10. To be under British government control, with no EU interference


Things I don’t want

1. Telephone call centres

2. Foreign voices

3. Foreign behaviour

4. Travelling miles from home to see anyone

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ENLISH ONLY PLEASE

08.06.08, 2:20pm

i saw a doctor who is welsh and i think the welsh should be deported back to europe. english doctors wshoudl only be in ENGLAND.

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and then it gets really weird....

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OF COURSE THEY SHOULD

06.06.08, 2:37pm

GET MORE ENGLISH DOCS,
WE GOT ENOUGH OF THE OTHERS,
THIS PC CRAP RUINED MY CHILDHOOD I USED TO COLLECT MY TOKENS, THEN THIS PC CRAP CAME OUT AND GOLLY WAS NO MORE!!
WHAT HAPPEND TO MY RITES
WE GOT THRUGH LOADS OF JAM FOR THEM TOKENS, THEN THEY WHERE GONE!

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06.06.08, 5:36pm

Thanks for the touch of nostalgia. I remember those little gollys, you found them in the top of Robinson's jam. When I was at school 9ages ago) you could get little metal golly badges as well. We used to pin them on our school blazers. that's a sign of age though, you don't see many school blazers around these days either.


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06.06.08, 6:00pm

The much loved Golly badges were discontinued because they were seen to racist.......sound familiar?

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ENLISH ONLY PLEASE

08.06.08, 2:20pm

i saw a doctor who is welsh and i think the welsh should be deported back to europe. english doctors wshoudl only be in ENGLAND.

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I think that might be a piss take.

I hope it is is anyway.


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THINGS I WANT FROM MY DOCTOR

07.06.08, 10:28pm


1. To be available when I get sick – whenever that may be

2. To be able to see me in a surgery near my home (or in my home if I am seriously ill)

3. To be available on Saturdays (for emergencies)

4. To be available in the evenings

5. To have up to date British medical qualifications

6. To be competent to speak in clear English without a strong foreign accent

7. To understand and respect my spiritual preferences

8. To have no conflict of interest with anyone trying to make a profit out of my misfortune

9. To have no allegiance to any foreign company, foreign shareholders or foreign governments

10. To be under British government control, with no EU interference


Things I don’t want

1. Telephone call centres

2. Foreign voices

3. Foreign behaviour

4. Travelling miles from home to see anyone

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This entire post could've been condensed to:

THINGS I WANT FROM MY DOCTOR

1. The moon on the stick


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OF COURSE THEY SHOULD

06.06.08, 2:37pm

GET MORE ENGLISH DOCS,
WE GOT ENOUGH OF THE OTHERS,
THIS PC CRAP RUINED MY CHILDHOOD I USED TO COLLECT MY TOKENS, THEN THIS PC CRAP CAME OUT AND GOLLY WAS NO MORE!!
WHAT HAPPEND TO MY RITES
WE GOT THRUGH LOADS OF JAM FOR THEM TOKENS, THEN THEY WHERE GONE!

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This must be a pisstake. It actually must be.


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THINGS I WANT FROM MY DOCTOR

07.06.08, 10:28pm


1. To be available when I get sick – whenever that may be

2. To be able to see me in a surgery near my home (or in my home if I am seriously ill)

3. To be available on Saturdays (for emergencies)

4. To be available in the evenings

5. To have up to date British medical qualifications

6. To be competent to speak in clear English without a strong foreign accent

7. To understand and respect my spiritual preferences

8. To have no conflict of interest with anyone trying to make a profit out of my misfortune

9. To have no allegiance to any foreign company, foreign shareholders or foreign governments

10. To be under British government control, with no EU interference


Things I don’t want

1. Telephone call centres

2. Foreign voices

3. Foreign behaviour

4. Travelling miles from home to see anyone

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This entire post could've been condensed to:

THINGS I WANT FROM MY DOCTOR

1. The moon on the stick


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OF COURSE THEY SHOULD

06.06.08, 2:37pm

GET MORE ENGLISH DOCS,
WE GOT ENOUGH OF THE OTHERS,
THIS PC CRAP RUINED MY CHILDHOOD I USED TO COLLECT MY TOKENS, THEN THIS PC CRAP CAME OUT AND GOLLY WAS NO MORE!!
WHAT HAPPEND TO MY RITES
WE GOT THRUGH LOADS OF JAM FOR THEM TOKENS, THEN THEY WHERE GONE!

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This must be a pisstake. It actually must be.


What do they mean by that??


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On the benefit freud story:

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IF ZEY CAN VALK ZEN ZEY CAN VORK!!!-(IN MEIN KAMPFS).
GOTT UND HIMMEL.IN MY DAY VE TOOK ZE JOPLESS TO SPECIAL CAMPS TO HELP ZEM CONCENTRATE. ZEN ZEY WERE MADE TO VORK FOR ZE GLORY OFF ZE FARZERLANT.
ZEIG HEIL! ZEIG HEIL! ZEIG HEIL!


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:shock: :? :o :lol: :shock:


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OF COURSE THEY SHOULD

06.06.08, 2:37pm

GET MORE ENGLISH DOCS,
WE GOT ENOUGH OF THE OTHERS,
THIS PC CRAP RUINED MY CHILDHOOD I USED TO COLLECT MY TOKENS, THEN THIS PC CRAP CAME OUT AND GOLLY WAS NO MORE!!
WHAT HAPPEND TO MY RITES
WE GOT THRUGH LOADS OF JAM FOR THEM TOKENS, THEN THEY WHERE GONE!

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This must be a pisstake. It actually must be.


If it's not (and I agree it almost definitely is), it's nice to know the proud English tongue lives on in this patriot and is not just being massacred by well-educated Indian-origin doctors with perfect diction.


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SHOULD THE QUEEN IGNORE THE PC ZEALOTS?

Lovely...

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MICHAEL WILLS ??

08.06.08, 7:42pm

Put him against a wall and shoot him, or better still, one of those mysterious car crashes, where he is wiped out...

Anytime, anywhere just get rid of him...

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And then, for some reason it turns into this...

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THE FREEDOM CRUNCH IS ON US EVERYWHERE

14.06.08, 10:20am

Yes,even the Queen knows about the 'dark forces' moving in right under our noses without a whimper or a sigh of dissent. God save her! She knew perfectly well what Diana's 'big surprise' would have been!
But all the John and Mary Smiths are due for an extremely rude awakening, and as Nevarti predicts;no volcanic eruption in nature could ever be compared with what is about to happen all over the planet when the truth is finally written in red right across the sky;as it surely will be very, very soon. (Betty)

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Mr Mordon wrote:

What do they mean by that??


Sticking a massive wooden plate under their lip and doing a rain dance whilst he's in the middle of describing a bout of the shits in graphic detail.


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