the movement lines above brown's shoulders are totally unnecessary, unless he was wearing giant inflatable shoulder-pads which suddenly burst and deflated down to a normal size, or the stage is made of quicksand and he's sinking in it.

Can anyone spot a punchline anywhere?

And isn't it quite strange how Mosley's making VROOM noises with his mouth closed, while Gord's always got his chompers wide open, even during a non-speaking part?

Tangentially, is it just me or is the McBroon strip in Private Eye really unfunny. Our politicians are so banal and unidentifiable that the cartoonist has to have names alongside or have some kind of narrative to explain who they are.

I thought it was supposed to be unfunny?

Crivvens!

Bloody hell, Max Mosley's head is bigger than his legs

Don't know why they've put him in Y-fronts, thought they were standard issue for Express readers

Gordon Ramsey stood, trembling. He had been abducted by a gang, including Rod Stewart in a bizarre boob-tube outfit, as David Coulthard, dressing as a woman, removed his jacket.

Clearly this was a case of mistaken identity as he was confronted by the gang leader, who appeared to lack a face, calling him Mr Mosely and asking if he wanted his usual. He dearly wanted a car to speed away, but was so afraid all he could do was make the noises and hope that these strange people would understand what he meant.

It's a parody of some strip that appears in a Scottish newspaper. Apparently.

Perhaps David Icke was right. Both George W Bush and Queen Brenda appear to be some sort of alien, lizard-like beings. And they're vibrating.

And I wonder where he got that joke from?

[quote="Abernathy"]

Homer Simpson, tired of the press attention on his recent farewell tour of his barberhop quartet the B Sharps, has decided to escape the glare of the paparazzi by dressing up in drag and hiding out at the palace of a clearly aged Leonard Nimoy (himself relieving the glory days by donning a pair of spock ears). Chatting over old times, Homer Simpson produces a bit of gossip he's heard involving Joe Brown's recent tour.

[quote="Abernathy"]

Homer Simpson, tired of the press attention on his recent farewell tour of his barberhop quartet the B Sharps, has decided to escape the glare of the paparazzi by dressing up in drag and hiding out at the palace of a clearly aged Leonard Nimoy (himself relieving the glory days by donning a pair of spock ears). Chatting over old times, Homer Simpson produces a bit of gossip he's heard involving Joe Brown's recent tour.

"The Broons". I liked the fact that he's got the two Milliband brothers as the twins. Other than that, not very funny.

Christ, this is so shit it's hard to know where to begin :

There's nothing like making a joke out of hundreds of innocent people dying.

The bloke on the right of Pete Townsend reminds me of Sebastien Coe. It is him, right?