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"Remember that scene in Being John Malkovich" asked Ebbsfleet "Where he goes into the restaurant and everyone looks like John Malkovich? Come Christmas, it's going to be like that, only with Maddies wherever you look."
Madeleine madeleine madeleine madeleine. Madeleine madeleine madeleine. Madeleine!


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Now they're trying to do a blues song in front page headlines.

Yesterday's "I saw her on a tram", today's "I saw her on Monday".


Imagine Howlin' Wolf performing this:

The Daily Express lies about it.
Some of them cries about it.
Some of them dies about it.
Everythings a-fightin about the Maddie.
That Maddie, that Maddie, that Maddie.
That Maddie, that Maddie, that Maddie.
That Maddie, that Maddie, that Maddie.
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http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/582 ... our-medals

The best ever frontpage

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http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/58225/Europe-bids-to-hijack-our-medals

The best ever frontpage

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They have got to be taking the piss, surely???? Did you read the bit about how "our heroes" will be forced into handing over their medals to the French government so Nicolas Sarkozy (the current EU President) can display them in his office????


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That story is absolutely hilarious! It is also, of course, proof that the Express has given up any hint of pretense at being an actual news organisation. Predictably the comments are chock full of utter loons who simply cannot see that the story is complete nonsense.


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hahaha, what absolute fantastic lunacy


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I love the top banner "cheper than the Mail on Sunday" bit. As big as the Newspaper title!

Is that Carol Smilie in the pic?


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When this inevitably doesn't happen they'll claim it as one of their sodding crusades.

I hate these fuckers so much.

Also, is that Jill Dando flogging their gas bill prize?


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I love the top banner "cheper than the Mail on Sunday" bit. As big as the Newspaper title!


And the searing plasma-blue font catches the eye like a fish-hook. Ow.


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God.

An outright load of rubbish, a horrible, would-be-hilarious-pastiche competition ad, free shit, pathetic and childish crowing. wow.


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I love the top banner "cheaper than the Mail on Sunday" bit. As big as the Newspaper title!

Is that Carol Smilie in the pic?


Is that REALLY something they should be boasting about?


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EUROPE BIDS TO HIJACK OUR MEDALS

That Express front page was a gem, I saw it on BBC News 24's 'tomorrow's headlines' roundup. The story's complete bull though:

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The controversial plans have been drawn up by the Young European Federalists, a 35,000-strong organisation that has received hundreds
of thousands of pounds in grants from the EC.


So, far from being an actual EU policy, it's just an idea that someone's come up with.

Great counter to the article from someone in the offending organisation:

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Hello everyone.

first, I would like to thank LindonBSwindon for being the first to make a sensible comment about this article - that it is utter nonsense.

Being used to commenting on blogs here and there and especially on the BBC, I know how one simple comment can degrade into a flamewar, or at best a completely superfluous 'debate', let me make clear that this comment is a single rebuttal and that I will not respond to follow-ups.


As the Vice-President of the organisation cited here - the Young European Movement -, I would like to clarify several things.

my first comment is on the story itself. I am sure anyone with half a common sense will have realised it is nonsense. None of the EU's institutions have ever contemplated such a move as is described here. The great thing about writing an article with words such as 'it emerged' and making something up, is that you never need to back it up.

One thing is clear, and it is that the Young European Federalists (JEF; website: www.jef.eu) is in no position to 'draft' any 'plans' on behalf of any EU institution.

The organisation that I represent, the YEM, is described as 'the British arm' of JEF, though our official link with JEF is more that of an affiliation. However our president is not the Rt. Hon. Charles Kennedy MP, who is the president of the European Movement - UK, but rather Tomas Ruta, who like myself is a full time student.
Neither the YEM nor the EM receives any funding from the European Commission or any European Institution, as is stated on our common website, www.euromove.org.uk.

The European-wide organisation JEF has only received funding from the EC for specific projects in the framework of the YOUTH programme, for which spending is closely monitored, the conditions of which you can find on http://ec.europa.eu/youth/youth-in-acti ... c74_en.htm

The daily express' story stemmed from a website hosted by JEF advocating a single EU olympic team. This is the opinion voiced by a youth organisation and in no way is either a project of the European Commission or a position that would be imposed on athletes without their knowledge.

I am as ever amazed that such distinguished personalities as Mr. Farage and Mark Francois MP accept to comment on such nonsensical stories featuring our organisation when they have repeatedly refused to condescend to meet us in public debates about Europe.

anyone wishing to contact me or the organisation I represent can find email addresses on our website, www.euromove.org.uk

The YEM is currently in the process of filing a complaint with the Press Complaints Commission about this article.

Sincerely,

Damien Routisseau-Magrou
Vice President, Young European Movement.


Good luck with the complaint!


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EUROPE BIDS TO HIJACK OUR MEDALS

That Express front page was a gem, I saw it on BBC News 24's 'tomorrow's headlines' roundup. The story's complete bull though:

Quote:
The controversial plans have been drawn up by the Young European Federalists, a 35,000-strong organisation that has received hundreds
of thousands of pounds in grants from the EC.


So, far from being an actual EU policy, it's just an idea that someone's come up with.

Great counter to the article from someone in the offending organisation:

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Hello everyone.

first, I would like to thank LindonBSwindon for being the first to make a sensible comment about this article - that it is utter nonsense.

Being used to commenting on blogs here and there and especially on the BBC, I know how one simple comment can degrade into a flamewar, or at best a completely superfluous 'debate', let me make clear that this comment is a single rebuttal and that I will not respond to follow-ups.


As the Vice-President of the organisation cited here - the Young European Movement -, I would like to clarify several things.

my first comment is on the story itself. I am sure anyone with half a common sense will have realised it is nonsense. None of the EU's institutions have ever contemplated such a move as is described here. The great thing about writing an article with words such as 'it emerged' and making something up, is that you never need to back it up.

One thing is clear, and it is that the Young European Federalists (JEF; website: www.jef.eu) is in no position to 'draft' any 'plans' on behalf of any EU institution.

The organisation that I represent, the YEM, is described as 'the British arm' of JEF, though our official link with JEF is more that of an affiliation. However our president is not the Rt. Hon. Charles Kennedy MP, who is the president of the European Movement - UK, but rather Tomas Ruta, who like myself is a full time student.
Neither the YEM nor the EM receives any funding from the European Commission or any European Institution, as is stated on our common website, www.euromove.org.uk.

The European-wide organisation JEF has only received funding from the EC for specific projects in the framework of the YOUTH programme, for which spending is closely monitored, the conditions of which you can find on http://ec.europa.eu/youth/youth-in-acti ... c74_en.htm

The daily express' story stemmed from a website hosted by JEF advocating a single EU olympic team. This is the opinion voiced by a youth organisation and in no way is either a project of the European Commission or a position that would be imposed on athletes without their knowledge.

I am as ever amazed that such distinguished personalities as Mr. Farage and Mark Francois MP accept to comment on such nonsensical stories featuring our organisation when they have repeatedly refused to condescend to meet us in public debates about Europe.

anyone wishing to contact me or the organisation I represent can find email addresses on our website, www.euromove.org.uk

The YEM is currently in the process of filing a complaint with the Press Complaints Commission about this article.

Sincerely,

Damien Routisseau-Magrou
Vice President, Young European Movement.


Good luck with the complaint!


I bet they will have a go at Tomáš “Tom” Ruta, a politics student from York University. A Czech bloke (a ruddy foreigner, as the Daily Express would say), who came to a London school under scholarship and then went to uni in York.


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Anyone see the headlines today?

"Asprin good for you"

I shit you not.


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Whilst it's been known for years that an asprin a day can help with lots of things, I swear they've had a front page headline saying that exact thing at least once before.


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