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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:21 pm 
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"'Absolute safety' is impossible and should be scrapped, says head of Royal Society for the Prevention of ACCIDENTS"

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The chief executive of one of Britain's biggest health and safety watchdogs has pleaded for a return to 'basic common sense'.



Typically annoying feedbacks from the usual tossers

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Wow! A glimmer of hope as common sense is returning to the Mickey Mouse world of New Labour and its Numpty-ised PC Morons. Long Live Common Sense!!

- B Clarke, Chelmsford England, 7/11/2008 17:36


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Mr Mullarkey you are going to be sacked for speaking common sense. The elf'n'safety brigade will be after you for undermining their future job prospects.

- G Brown, Manchester UK, 7/11/2008 17:53




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Tom Mullarkey should be very careful or Elf an Safetee will be around to stop him making statements that could be seen as dangerous and could lose them their jobs.

- Chris, S.W. England, 7/11/2008 19:08


What a tool.




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I can't believe it. Common sense from someone. This must be a first for a very very long time. But before we get carried away, somebody will have to curb the power of lawyers to make it a reality. Too many lucrative compensation cases.

- Derek, CZ, 7/11/2008 19:15


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'Common sense' needs to be reclaimed from these dull, unimaginative and agenda-ridden fools.


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If he says something they don't like it's "political correctness gone mad". If he says something they do like it's "a victory for common sense".

You could make a pantomime out of this lot.


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Daily Mail: The Musical?


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I think it would be more of an epic.

EPIC FAIL, to be sure, but even that means some form of epicness.


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I'm sure I remember reading this exact same story somewhere else months ago.

I agree with him, as it happens. A sensible man giving sensible proposals, which will be misinterpreted by those Mail readers in the anti-H&S crowd to be "scrap all of it altogether" when, in reality, it is not that at all.


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Volunteers told to stop baking as hospital bans the humble sponge cake


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Volunteers at a seaside town’s hospital have spent decades baking cakes to raise money for equipment the NHS cannot afford.

But now the hospital has banned home-made cakes from its fundraising events – because of health and safety fears.

Officials at West Cumberland Hospital in Whitehaven, Cumbria, claim the League of Friends’ sponge cakes and tea loaves contravene guidelines.

Linda Davey, 64, a former nurse and vice-chairman of the League of Friends, said: ‘This is health and safety gone mad. We are a group of ladies who’ve been baking cakes for years, which we then sell in the hospital. It was just a way to raise funds.

‘The Women’s Institute were told they had to wrap their pies in Cellophane – and now this is happening to us. The world’s going mad.’


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... the FSA maintained last night it made no such demands on the ladies’ cakes.

Alan Davidson, the hospital’s director of estates and facilities, said: ‘We appreciate the support volunteers give to our hospitals but there are strict guidelines in place, enforced by the FSA, over food sold to the public.

'This means all food should be packaged appropriately, date-stamped and ingredients listed.

‘This is in the interests of maintaining and protecting the health of the public.’

However, an FSA spokeswoman said: ‘There is nothing in our guidelines that prevents the sale of home-made cakes at fundraising events. A common-sense approach and care that the cakes are stored properly should be taken.’

She added that the FSA insisted only that the volunteers followed ‘basic food hygiene principles’ – such as ensuring hands, utensils and surfaces were clean, food was properly cooked and chilled and cross-contamination of foods was avoided.




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(As you've guessed, not many seems to have actually read the whole story)


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The HSE is nothing at all to do with health or safety, it is about control. It is part of the creeping agenda of the state to regulate even the most minute details of our lives.

- Norman, Falmouth, 23/11/2008 09:16



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it seems the FSA said nothing of the sort so is Alan Davidson, the hospital’s director of estates and facilities at best wrong at worst a carried away with his own importance jobsworth,

- John west wilts, west wilts, 23/11/2008 09:14




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Yet another example of people enforcing rules that don't exist.
They seem to forget that these people ar VOLUNTEERS .
I wonder if they would even notice if they gave up and didn't bother to volunteer any more. This is a scummy sleazy attitude towards people who want to fill a gap in services created by indifferent government organisations

- james hudson, stevenage, 22/11/2008 23:26






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The Nanny State strikes again!

- Willam Alan, Columbia MO USA, 23/11/2008 3:26



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When will these people learn. If we become too clinically clean we won't have had the opportunity to build up our immune systems to fight any unwanted illnesses. In my mother's day, young children used to cut their teeth on pieces of coal and it didn't do them any harm. My mother is now 92 and fit. So, come on, let common sense prevail for once.

- Val, Stockport, 23/11/2008 7:35



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The FSA statement says it all. Commonsense approach, Health and Safety, FSA - sounds like an oxymoron to me. Or, more likely, just MORON

- M. F. Hurley, St. Austell, England, 23/11/2008 7:55







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PC NuLab idiocy once again.

- Mark, Chorley, UK, 23/11/2008 8:28


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this is health and safety gone absolutely bonkers

- shirley, yorkshire, 23/11/2008 8:52




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Madness, sheer madness, elf and safety can go jump as far as i can say.

- Isabel, Bucks, 23/11/2008 8:59


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Not the banning home made cakes routine again? There must be no Winterval stories this week.


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PC Brigade or PC Gonmad could be a character in the pantomime.


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Or we could have Jo Bsworth...

Sorry :D


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With the otherwise law abiding hero having to throw off the shackles of taxpaying oppression and kick out the foreign looking baddies


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http://www.express.co.uk/features/view/72999/Why-Cliff-is-a-health-and-safety-risk

I found this bewildering. Grannies protesting at not being allowed to sleep outdoors on the pavement for days on end in order to be the first to get a ticket for Cliff Richard's concert. You'd think they'd be fucking grateful. :shock:

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fan Carol Staniland, 55, added: “This ban is stupid. I queued up for nine days the last time Cliff was here.


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Brownies and Guides banned from singing carols in shopping centre - because of health and safety risk

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Carol singing brownies and guides have been banned from a shopping centre because they are considered a health and safety risk.


Really?

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The centre has offered to allow 20 girls to sing at the event next Tuesday


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Bosses at the centre say a Christmas tree positioned outside New Look and new mobile trade stalls have limited the number of performers the centre can host at one time.

Marketing manager Eileen Gannon said: 'With changes made to the centre's Christmas decorations and trade units there simply isn't space for a huge number of performers.


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Another centre worker said: 'There were a lot of Brownies last year and they caused absolute chaos.'


And, in an exciting new development, the addition of the rating system has gifted us a whole new way of monitoring the attitudes of the Mail readership. This story has one single comment so far:

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I don't blame them. 100+ is a bit over the top. Anyway Christmas shopping is stressful enough without an army of tone-deaf brownies belting out Christmas carols in your ears.

- Matt, Glasgow


Out of kilter with the general "bloody elfin safety" nature of the Mail's coverage of the story? Yes. Rating? A whopping minus 63.


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Doc on elf n safety people. Not sure if positive or just taking piss. would be nice if it concentrates on the myths like the HSE site. e.g comkers banned.

It's after 9pm so maybe the word nanfister may be used to describe the Littlejohn turd.


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From the Brownies story:

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The centre has offered to allow 20 girls to sing at the event next Tuesday, but Gill said: 'We can't do that, it wouldn't be fair to the others.'


Oh right. So the shopping centre has found it can't accommodate all your girls but has offered space for some. Instead you prefer to reject their offer and go crying to the Mail saying the service has been banned when this clearly isn't the case.

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Lyn Smart, 42, whose 12-year-old daughter Ashleigh is in the Guides, said: 'They will use health and safety to stop anything. Even though it is Christmas, they forget about having fun.'


Okay Lyn- let's suppose that the centre's roof had been blown off in a gale and was unable to accommodate the girls because of health and safety. Would you still whinge then? You probably would.


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