Ermmm, I could be missing something here, but I'd always assumed that it wasn't actually a real image of Gary Glitter actually carrying a child in a plastic carrier bag.

It's a funny, if on a slightly off-colour theme, photoshopped image typical of thousands of others that get passed around the sphincterweb. It's anything but "sickening" to have something poking fun at a rather unpleasant individual like Paul Gadd and his strange sexual proclivities - it's positive. What is sickening is Paul Gadd himself, not a photoshopped image taking the piss out of him. And why the fuck have they inserted a bar over the child's eyes ?????

Naturally the Mail refused to print Gary Glitter stories during the furore regarding his return to the UK. Their decent Christian family values would prevent them selling papers on the back of such an individual.

Oh they did? Oh right.

knew this would be in the one thread i hadn't checked...
http://bigdaddymerk.co.uk/mailwatch/for ... start=5381

Will anyone at the Mail get the sack for distributing this vile image? In a place where the children might see it?

Thought not.

Paper of 'Family vaules' has http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... eplay.html this story on their Female bar. I'm not saying they shouldn't have it on their newspaper, but on the index page?

It's not unlikely a young student would go on the site for say, research.

Blimey O'Reilly and his brother Seamous!

I'm going to have to hide the paper from Mrs Mayle. According to the research, the average time for intercourse is 16.2 minutes and a bit less for the foreplay.

After 35+ years of marriage I managed to convince her that she should be happy with the five minutes she normally gets and that includes the begging, foreplay, hiding of the sausage and argument over the damp patch.

I was under the impression that as you got older, you tended to 'last' longer (not as much power in them ol' tubes)

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'Because we've reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us'

It would explain why some women seem to like Peter Stringfellow.

So it has nothing to do with his credit card, then?

Prostate, credit card. I always get those things confused.

Is that why you were banned from Tesco by that checkout girl?

Every little helps.

Speaking as a woman, I think they are both equally important but for intercourse you just need to keep in mind the following, and it will all be good:

(I've been tryin to phrase this politely, and I'm tired so this is going to read very strangely...)

The virgina is kind of like the Ernie Wise of female genitalia, whilst the clitoris is the Eric Morcombe....

Should I try posting that on the message board?

Short, wears a wig and writes rubbish plays?

This is where the phrase "manual authorisation" sprang into my head and made me very, very upset.