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Although the slant appears to be "local newspaper helps woman's desperate plight", rather than "journalist writes country's most pointless story"


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This is almost as good as the Whitstable Custard Shortage story:

http://www.thisisstaffordshire.co.uk/ne ... ticle.html

The comments are incredible (read from the bottom) - I really hope they're pisstakes especially when one of them starts going on about how her BNP-supporting neighbour helps her with her shopping by dumping the empty Tesco trolleys in the canal :lol:


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' admitly labour is very nanny state and this is the reason our kids get out of control '

...ok.


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Absolutely hilarious. I love the bit about Chantelle's kids behaving perfectly at school until Labour got in.


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Evidently some form of air-raid warning system is needed across Meir for when Tesco's is not open. Hope she was home in time for Jeremy Kyle.
Brian, Newcastle


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I would of fought the sercurity guards off with a broken lambrini bottle and gone in neway.

i was goin 2 nick it all so i wouldnt of needed the tills
Chantelle-Anne, Stoke

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Louise...Fenton, so lets get this one right, this woman did at one time work, before she started to reproduse, and has had no less then six kids, what health problems has she got, not being able to close her legs.


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http://www.thisisgloucestershire.co.uk/gloucestershireheadlines/Crucifix-row-hospital/article-1017104-detail/article.html

Another mad old bat who thinks shes too good for sensible hygiene rules in hospitals. Wonder how long before the Mail pick up on this?


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They're ahead of you - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -fear.html

It's attracted some unusually sensible comments, which is probably why it didn't stay on the main page for long:

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Serious over-reaction. She's NOT being asked to choose between her job and her faith, she's being asked to remove a piece of jewellery. I'm not aware of anywhere in the bible where it states christians have to wear a necklace at all times. Rules are there for a reason and in hospitals its a very good reason as anything which reduces the risk of infection has to be good.
- Dale, Glasgow

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Tell her to stop being such a drama-queen!! There is a WHOLE lot more to being a Christian than 'wearing' a cross. The Bible says to 'carry your cross daily', not to wear it like a pretty little pendant! This is not about choosing Faith over work!

I am a Christian and I think things like this are just silly and don't help the name of Christ. Sure, we will suffer persecution, but not over silly things like this. Take the cross off, and bring your Bible to work instead!
- Peter R, Bournemouth, UK, 23/5/2009 16:33

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I think this lady is imagining a religious bias where none exists. I work in an NHS hospital and the rules about jewellery are exactly the same as at HER hospital. It's a sensible rule.
- Vivienne, Newcastle UK, 23/5/2009 15:21


Some point out that this has been the rule for decades, it has nothing to do with PC or any of the Mail's usual suspects. But there are always a few who know best -

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You silly incompetent "managers". Who apart from you ascribes rampant MRSA & Co to anything other than too many managers and too few doctyors and nurses. The next minister of health should demand every existing manager prepare a justification for his/her employment and then transfer their salaries and allowances to the front-line troops.
- John Neal, Chania, 23/5/2009 16:08 10

I think what irritates me more is the people who cannot see what is wrong with the argument that, because other things which are a bit essential to the job (like, um, clothes) carry a risk of infection, therefore something totally inessential which also carries a risk should be allowed, for instance -
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if the health trust cleaned all the nurses uniforms in their laundry rather than leave it up to the nurses that would be a much more effective infection control than asking nurses to remove their cross which in any event is covered! It's a pity that these people waste our money with their petty bureacratic nonsense they are no better than the mp's claiming unreasonable levels of expenses. Whoever is in charge of the nhs health and safety resonsible for all this nonsense needs firing!
- jonathan, manchester, 23/5/2009 16:10
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And only a Mailite could drag MPs' expenses into this one.


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I just wanted to note the brilliance of the headline here:
http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/4 ... _on_bench/


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:lol: :lol:


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On a story about a cat being used as target practice for an air rifle...
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Was Charlie, says...
11:37am Wed 3 Jun 09
I really, really, really despair of what some moroons do. They must have something wrong with their brains.


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Charlie may I correcy you, You state Moroons have a brain.


Moroons :D


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How does one even get "moroon" from the pronunciation? Once is forgiveable on typo grounds, but the second is inexcusable.


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We're morooned! Morooned!

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Following the custard story of a few months ago (see earlier in this thread), here's another crazy non-news story from Whitstable - tbh I'm only posting this because of the comments!

http://www.thisiskent.co.uk/whitstable/ ... ticle.html


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The comments really are rather good.

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In Lowestoft we got many many seagulls and they nick stuff all the time.

They nicked my ALLEN KEYS set out-off top-off my tool box and our MANAGER Derek made me pay for them out of my packet and he told me "YOU NICKED THEM MATEY."

THAT GULL OWES ME 18.50 pounds.

It not fair and I'm sorry about the CAT that got taken like my ALLEN KEYS.
Kwik Fitter, Lowestoft

Is capitalising NOUNS seemingly ARBITRARILY the hot new ENGLISH CRAZE?

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If the gulls have taken a liking to Bird's Custard Powder, the Great Whitstable Mystery of 2009 may have finally been solved!
Casual Observer, Whitstable


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It has come to my attention that these seagulls are NOT EVEN ENGLISH.

These foreign gulls come to our shores to do nothing but steal cats and cause problems.....

I thought voting UKIP in the euro elections would send all the foreigners home, but clearly this has not yet happened.
Ian Sankey, Whitstable


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What a truly horrifying experience for the cats, this will no doubt stop them from enjoying the garden like most cats do. I was also interested to read that Marion Clements is the owner of the Marion Clements shop. After 23 years I have finally had my question answered. Do you know Clarence?
K Mswati, Kent, Clark


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