Whenever I go to the beach, I wear my Sunday suit, rolling up my trouser legs if I venture into the water. Sometimes I take off my jacket if it is really warm and show off my braces. If the sun is shining, I always wear my knotted white handkerchief. I usually discard my tie and remove my shirt collar, ensuring that I keep the collar studs safe. Once I met Mr Wilson. He drew his watch out from his resplendent silk waistcoat to check if it was time for another pinch of snuff.......
Click to rate Rating 1- Bill Hardman, Stevenage, 17/2/2009 11:41

Barack Obama, pictured with wife Michelle, is always dressed smartly - unlike David Cameron, right

When Britain ruled the world, we were also the best-dressed nation on the planet. Even factory workers in Britain had waistcoats and trousers cut by tailors.

Surely a man like David Cameron should wear a pair of well-polished shoes made in Northampton rather than those idiotic smelly trainers?

I am a staunch Conservative who is entitled to an opinion, to express that opinion under what is left of the freedom of speech in this country and entitled to believe i am right and for that matter under those freedoms defend my principles, in addition under those freedoms anyone can agree, disagree or abstain from my point of view, hence this forum - its called a democracy, Something we are rapidly loosing when expressing ones point and believing it is right receives a label of being Nu Labour

- G, UK, 17/2/2009 18:44

Cometh the hour cometh the man for god sake where is he?
There has got to be a person in this country that has got some common sense. Brown is not up to it Cameron is even less able to talk common sense, where is our Moses to lead us to the promised land that all politicians have promised us since time began.
- geoff, essex, 27/7/2009 08:10
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So Dave, you were supposed to offer a real alternative like cutting waste and reducing welfare dependency. All you have shown here is another form of Liebour, TAX the already over taxed working family!!!
- anon, uk, 27/7/2009 3:30
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What definition of middle class is Ian Cameron using? A middle class definition by sociologists many years ago was someone who had £100,000 worth of stocks and shares. He will probably find that they are too rich to pay taxes and he is targeting the richer working class instead.
- Andy Kadir-Buxton, Hatfield, 27/7/2009 5:09
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and you all wonder why i moved to NZ
- anon, uk, 27/7/2009 7:10

Having supported and voted Tory for 40 years I can tell Call Me Dave that he's lost my vote unless he changes his overseas funding policy.
- Danny, Ashford,Kent, 27/7/2009 7:38
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A middle class definition by sociologists many years ago was someone who had £100,000 worth of stocks and shares

What definition of middle class is Ian Cameron using? A middle class definition by sociologists many years ago was someone who had £100,000 worth of stocks and shares. He will probably find that they are too rich to pay taxes and he is targeting the richer working class instead.
- Andy Kadir-Buxton, Hatfield, 27/7/2009 5:09

Andy Kadir-Buxton's website

Excellent website. The worrying thing is, I'm not sure whether it's a piss take or serious. He takes credit for inventing bottle banks, persuading Gorbachev to democratise eastern Europe and coming up with some sort of super energy machine that was suppressed by the German government.

and you all wonder why i moved to NZ
- anon, uk, 27/7/2009 7:10

Andy Kadir-Buxton's website

Excellent website. The worrying thing is, I'm not sure whether it's a piss take or serious. He takes credit for inventing bottle banks, persuading Gorbachev to democratise eastern Europe and coming up with some sort of super energy machine that was suppressed by the German government.

All blockages that I have found have been dead bacteria, or sometimes lemonade which is a result of a country wide practice of lesbians at Universities.

In the 1980s I fended off an unprovoked attack. What I did was hit my attacker in the Jugular vein in the neck hard with the tip of my finger. (The Femoral artery in the leg can be used in the same way as an alternative.)

Whilst my attacker was incapacitated on the floor by this martial arts technique I gave the person a bruising slap round the buttocks. When the attacker came to it was said that the experience was even better than sex. I knew at once I was on to another invention. Whilst paralysed by this martial art technique the sensation of pain is replaced by super enhanced pleasure. As Governments around the world have been looking for a safe alternative to sex this appears to be it.

Post Sex will have many spin offs including brightening the day of HIV sufferers.

I'm thinking he is serious - but he is also clearly some kind of nut. As well as all those things, he also claims to be able to bring recently deceased people back to life simply by, erm, stomping on their chests ("The Kadir-Buxton Jump-Start").