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JamesFarrier · **Posted:** Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:10 am

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& all these relatives are probably working in the EU offices in brussels & one insider in downing street in the UK!!, what better way to take over the UK without a war!!
- finbar, notts, EU dumping ground., 15/9/2009 15:59

Fucking hell. Good job people have seen sense to downrate that one.

The story reminds me a little of Danny Wallace covering the subject in one of his books, how many dropped a consonant here or switched a vowel there to become Hetlers, Hotlers, Himlers, Hislers...but he discovered one couple whose surname was, inexplicably, Shitler.

bluebellnutter · **Posted:** Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:25 am

JamesFarrier wrote:

...Himlers...

Which has no Nazi connotations whatsoever...

JamesFarrier · **Posted:** Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:21 pm

Jesus, shot myself in the foot there, didn't I?

moonkatt · **Posted:** Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:31 am

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldne ... omans.html

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In May 1945 a Russian forensics team dug up what was presumed to be the dictator’s body. Part of the skull was missing, apparently the result of the suicide shot. The remaining piece of jaw matched his dental records, according to his captured dental assistants. And there was only one testicle.

I'm going to have that song stuck in my head all day now.

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He is running the Labour Party - everyone knows that!
- Martin, Southwest England, 27/09/2009

Amazonian · **Posted:** Mon Sep 28, 2009 1:57 pm

There's a lot of dorks making supposed funnies about Brown and the EU just like that one, moonkatt. Although for sheer bewilderment this shit-for-brains probably takes the biscuit:

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I had heard a rumour it was a 'faked' death and he went off to Antartica or somewhere ?

Anyway his legacy remains, in the form of the EU !

Rember folks, a vote for LibLabCon is a vote for Soviet tyranny !
- no2eu, London, 27/9/2009 19:28

Soviet tyranny? Nazi tyranny? Who knows? Who cares? Clearly not no2eu, who'll be painfully scrawling his barely-legible X next to the Wogs Out Party come the next general election. Bless.

Paul · **Posted:** Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:06 pm

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"He is running the Labour Party - everyone knows that!
- Martin, Southwest England, 27/9/2009 22:42
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Fantastic witty post, well done, you nostril !
- Anne, West Midlands, 27/9/2009 23:39
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I got the nostril insult in!

jonnyhead · **Posted:** Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:43 pm

Amazonian wrote:

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I had heard a rumour it was a 'faked' death and he went off to Antartica or somewhere ?

Anyway his legacy remains, in the form of the EU !

Rember folks, a vote for LibLabCon is a vote for Soviet tyranny !
- no2eu, London, 27/9/2009 19:28

Soviet tyranny? Nazi tyranny? Who knows? Who cares? Clearly not no2eu, who'll be painfully scrawling his barely-legible X next to the Wogs Out Party come the next general election. Bless.

A scene from no2eu's nightmares, yesterday.

Fozzy · **Posted:** Mon Sep 28, 2009 4:22 pm

Amazonian:

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Soviet tyranny? Nazi tyranny? Who knows? Who cares? Clearly not no2eu, who'll be painfully scrawling his barely-legible X next to the Wogs Out Party come the next general election. Bless.

Actually I think this is the git who keeps wittering on about voting UKIP. Though I think in his mind it is more or less the same thing.

tc-obo · **Posted:** Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:54 pm

Oh, I love the Hitler in Antarctica "theory", which says basically that Hitler ran off to Antarctica via South America (probably Argentina), sometimes in a Nazi flying saucer, from which he usually either hides out in New Swabia (the relatively modest version) or disappears through the South Pole into the innards of the Hollow Earth, from where, some people push the boat out to claim, he has recreated his race of Nazi-reptilian supermen who will one day reclaim what is rightfully theirs.

bluebellnutter · **Posted:** Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:20 pm

Surely he must be dead by now, even if he didn't die in Berlin in 1945? I mean, not many people live to be 120 years old.

Fozzy · **Posted:** Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:52 pm

Look, if you buy the hollow earth theory, you're not going to quibble too much at the idea of a 120 year old Hitler. After all, he was leader of the Master Race.

LuciusAR · **Joined:** Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:09 am **Posts:** 766

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1224976/Within-yards-Buckingham-Palace--day-London-played-host-Nazi-funeral.html

I wonder if Lord Rothmere attended?

Hats off to these fellows!

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It would be interesting to see how the story was reported in the Mail at that time

- Ceri, Basingstoke, 4/11/2009 11:02

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Ah ,the Daily Mail dreaming of what might have been.

- Ritchie, Birkenhead, 4/11/2009 15:37

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Hmm, wonder how the Mail covered this on the day? Shame Paul Harris didn't think to look in his own paper's archives, it would have been interesting to compare the Mail coverage then and now.

- Paul, Stockport, 4/11/2009 18:09

..and up yours to these twats.

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A much better site than what you get in London today,much safer too .

- T Lee, Malta, 4/11/2009 9:17

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i get the same feelings when i see Sharia law and burkas on British soil

- peter, LONDON UK, 4/11/2009 11:12

Fflaps · **Posted:** Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:56 am

Adolf's former home is for sale! Nice of the Mail to let us know so their readers can put an offer in

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldne ... hrine.html

bluebellnutter · **Posted:** Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:21 pm

Hitler and house prices? The Mail's ideal story...

Matthew Austin · **Posted:** Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:59 pm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldne ... l#comments

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It is wrong to put this man through a long trial when the war has been over half a century. Anyway, when are we going to put on trial thousands of marxists who murdered many millions of people up until a few years ago ?
- Kathy Doyle, london, 30/11/2009 8:35
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So we just let him off because it happened a long time ago?

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What good does locking up a 89 yr old man do ? It was a time of war horrific thing were done .But it really was a case of if they,d disobeyed orders they would have been killed.Humans will commit horrific atrocities to save themselves ....
- steffan, brighton , uk, 30/11/2009 0:13
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Fuck off, apologist

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