"WOMEN FIGURE OUT WHAT TURNS A MAN ON"

ManicMiner · **Posted:** Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:57 am

I shit you not

http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/vie ... s-a-man-on

Copy has to be read to be disbelieved.

The survey was by erm popcorn makers Butterkist

Fflaps · **Posted:** Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:20 am

Butterkist? WTF, I was half expecting the article to say that what turns men on most is popcorn.

LuciusAR · **Joined:** Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:09 am **Posts:** 766

Quote:

WOMEN FIGURE OUT WHAT TURNS A MAN ON

erm, practically anything!

davidjay · **Joined:** Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:24 pm **Posts:** 3812

I'm shocked.

moonshien · **Posted:** Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:52 pm

i'd have thought the paper's owner, a pornographer, would be perfectly aware of what turns men on

ManicMiner · **Posted:** Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:49 am

Another classic

MEN ALWAYS GLANCE AT BOOBS FIRST, SAYS SURVEY

http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/vie ... ys-survey/

Quote:

Nine in 10 women look at their rivals’ assets, with almost half admitting to having “breast envy” towards friends or work colleagues.

But men are still by far the worse offenders. Nearly half of the 1,000 men surveyed confessed that they look at a woman’s breasts even before they look at her face.

"Nearly half" - wow :roll:

Quote:

Across the country, four in 10 men admit they look at women’s breasts at least 10 times a day.

4 out of 10 - shocking

bluebellnutter · **Posted:** Thu Feb 18, 2010 1:02 pm

Hang on, how is 9/10 less than 4/10?

JamesFarrier · **Posted:** Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:06 pm

9/10 women look at rival assets first.
4/10 men look at women's assets at least ten times a day.

Sorry for the statistical pedantry, but one set of stats doesn't correlate to the other or make the other gender 'worse'.

Anyway, long and short of it is, another Express non-story, and I really should get out more.

It looks like another chance to slip in an advertiser puff right at the end:

Quote:

But interestingly almost half of men think their partner’s breasts are beautiful and wouldn’t want them to change them in any way, according to the survey for cosmetic surgery firm Transform.

They've got to be pulled up as these adverts dressed as editorials sooner or later, it's getting silly now. But Desmond will always push it as far as he can before getting reprimanded.

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