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 Post subject: Re: Blatant Advertising in 'Articles'
PostPosted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 3:03 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Blatant Advertising in 'Articles'
PostPosted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 11:10 am 
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... -deal.html

Advert for a future Playboy, current FHM and plenty of leering over Ms Brook. Also contains the wonderful research we come to expect from the Daily Mail.

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The 30-year-old, who boasts a 34E cup size, will pose for arty and tasteful nude shots on a shoot in the Mediterranean later this month.


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Kelly, 31, is in Los Angeles doing screen tests and auditions before embarking on promotional work ahead of the release of her new film Piranha 3D which is due for release in August.

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 Post subject: Re: Blatant Advertising in 'Articles'
PostPosted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 11:45 am 
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That article's got the lot; spelling mistakes (bosum), clichés (flash the flesh), vacuous references to shoes (Louboutin apparently), blatant advertising. It could only be from our Georgina!


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 Post subject: Re: Blatant Advertising in 'Articles'
PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:34 pm 
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Following yesterdays Kelly Brook FHM / Playboy plug, you'd think they wouldn't pull the same trick twice in two days, wouldn't you.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... ayboy.html

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Kelly Brook stepped out in Santa Monica yesterday in a leopard print mini dress that put her long, lean legs on show.

But it was just a small glimpse of what fans are set to see when she strips off for Playboy later this year.

The 30-year-old, who also features in FHM this month, will pose for arty and tasteful nude shots on a shoot in the Mediterranean later this month.

Her agent Jonathan Shalit told the Mail Online that Kelly was delighted to have been chosen.

The actress and glamour model has signed a half-a-million dollar deal to pose naked for the publication later this year.

He said: 'She's absolutely thrilled. It's such a great honour for her, especially when you think about the icons that have graced the cover of the magazine over the years.'

These include Marilyn Monroe, who appeared on the very first cover in 1953 after it was founded by Hugh Hefner in his kitchen in his Chicago home.

Kelly is currently in Los Angeles with boyfriend Danny Cipriani where she is set to promote her new 3D film Piranha.


In other words, there's sod all happened but it gives them an excuse to (a) publish pictures of Kelly Brook in not much clothing and (b) give some advertising for FHM and Playboy. Even Georgina Littlejohn hasn't owned up to this, the eponymous "Daily Mail Reporter" taking the credit.

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 Post subject: Re: Blatant Advertising in 'Articles'
PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:22 pm 
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... d-Cup.html

In HELLO! this week, and only in HELLO!, Wayne Rooney talks to HELLO! and says some stuff to the bloke from HELLO!, all of which you can read in HELLO!

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So, what else can the Mail promote? This weeks Heat, anyone?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... nited.html

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... e-war.html

Even more Tesco. It's basically a press release reworded into the third person.

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Tesco do not use child labour anymore. That is precisely why the clothes are so badly made.
The children never used to miss a stitch but western do- gooders have stopped them working
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:05 pm 
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Looks like a classic. I wish I'd seen the opportunity first!


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 Post subject: Re: Blatant Advertising in 'Articles'
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When you've bought this months FHM (don't forget to do that by the way, it's got Kelly Brook in it and all), then why not pop over to Germany and buy GQ?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... shoot.html

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Now that you've bought last months FHM, why not buy this months as well? After all, you'll see stuff like this, only in FHM.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... igger.html

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More advertising for...ahem...sick filth

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... shoot.html

Note also how they vary quite happpily from Crista to Krista and back again

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 Post subject: Re: Blatant Advertising in 'Articles'
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Next time they rail against pornos someone should remind them of this. They even say the "August issue is out now in the US" so the 2 publications have clearly struck a deal to advertise this.


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