Is The Mail parodying itself today?

Tom_MKUK · **Posted:** Sat Oct 31, 2009 3:53 pm

- Poppy sellers banned from rattling collection jars:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ppers.html

- People allowed to wear Burkas:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ation.html

- Buckingham Palace to be turned into mosque and Queen to wear Burka:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... dress.html

- Platell. "I deplore racism... Here's some racism" (the bit about MK Hospital):
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/artic ... essor.html

- Dirty foreign fishermen want to come here and steal our anchovies:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... Spain.html

- PC Brigade disrupt Halloween (not even in this country):
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... scary.html

- Why oh why can't it be the 1950s again?:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... treet.html

- Twattery about being being middle class:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... clich.html

I just need a Princess Di conspiracy theory and I'll piss myself with excitement.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Sat Oct 31, 2009 3:58 pm

Poe's Law (again)

Mr Mordon · **Posted:** Sat Oct 31, 2009 5:06 pm

serious case of De Ja Vu here, pretty sure the 'tin rattlers' story was made up last year and the year before that :roll:

bluebellnutter · **Posted:** Sat Oct 31, 2009 5:35 pm

Mr Mordon wrote:

serious case of De Ja Vu here, pretty sure the 'tin rattlers' story was made up last year and the year before that :roll:

It's like the BANK HOLIDAY GLOOM and OMG THE MUZZIES WANT CHRISTMAS CANCELLED stories, it's the same old bullshit trotted out every year at the same time.

Dan · **Joined:** Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:32 pm **Posts:** 140

And the Choudray stuff comes up again.

"Nutcase in insane rambling shocker".

If they ignored the guy, he and the minority of lunatics that follow him would fade away.

mr_wonderful · **Joined:** Mon Nov 03, 2008 5:56 pm **Posts:** 186

bluebellnutter wrote:

Mr Mordon wrote:

serious case of De Ja Vu here, pretty sure the 'tin rattlers' story was made up last year and the year before that :roll:

It's like the BANK HOLIDAY GLOOM and OMG THE MUZZIES WANT CHRISTMAS CANCELLED stories, it's the same old bullshit trotted out every year at the same time.

Don't forget the RECORD EXAMS RESULTS story quickly followed by the WHY ARE EXAMS SO EASY THESE DAYS story

bluebellnutter · **Posted:** Sun Nov 01, 2009 8:38 pm

Welcome to the Daily Mail calendar of shit...

JANUARY
- Another shit year ahead
- Christmas wasn't as good as it could have been, is it Muslims?
- Everyone else is on holiday so please have some celeb non-stories by "Daily Mail reporter"

FEBRUARY
- Valentines Day banned by PC brigade
- Will we have an election this year?

MARCH
- Easter to be banned by Muslim PC feminists
- Stories about birds migrating back to UK with hilarious comments about passports / benefits

APRIL
- More Easter-related rubbish
- Budget was crap, we're all shafted by politio bastards who are STALINIST!1!1!1!!!

MAY
- Further budget fall-out
- The bank holiday weekend will be shite

JUNE
- Summer will be shit
- Celebs on holiday, bonus bikini shots

JULY
- Isn't it terrible how much time off teachers have
- Summer proves to be warm, bikini time

AUGUST
- Exam results better than ever
- Exams getting easier
- More bikini shots
- Few rainy days, summer's over GLOOM

SEPTEMBER
- Workshy teachers back to work
- Indian summer bikini shots
- Students start university, layabout slackers

OCTOBER
- Halloween banned by PC brigade
- Christmas starting to be banned by PC brigade

NOVEMBER
- Bonfire night cancelled by PC brigade
- Cold and wet, gloomy

DECEMBER
- Christmas banned motherfuckers

Fozzy · **Posted:** Sun Nov 01, 2009 9:05 pm

You missed out the January moan about everyone skiving extra days off over Christmas, Britain grinds to a halt, why are we the most workshy country in the world under ZuNuLieBore.

Jeremy · **Joined:** Sun Oct 07, 2007 9:37 am **Posts:** 331

Fozzy wrote:

You missed out the January moan about everyone skiving extra days off over Christmas, Britain grinds to a halt, why are we the most workshy country in the world under ZuNuLieBore.

And the October story about how a "study" shows that we're a below average country to live in because we work longer hours than most other countries.

Paul · **Posted:** Sun Nov 01, 2009 11:00 pm

What about the fecking bank holiday traffic jams and airport queues that torment only "families".

Hottest day of the year(it won't last)

Coldest day of the year (fuck climate change yah !)

May Day ( only for those lefty types)

I suppose we could design a Mail calender with all the key dates and pictures of jolly England.

I propose January.

Daley Mayle · **Joined:** Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:23 pm **Posts:** 997

There is always a random choice for 'Worst Day Of The Year'. This could be because of anything you choose... the last Bank Holiday before Christmas, nights drawing in, the start of summer holidays and the impact of children on hard-working-middle-class-middle-Englander columnists etc. The best one of course is a rather suspect yet complex formula that proves a particular day has some significance although it probaly has its genisis following an extended liquid lunch down at the Pony & Trap Inne between a couple of hacks anxious to fill a page or two.

Paul · **Posted:** Sun Nov 01, 2009 11:07 pm

Sadly the galley slaves do not get out for lunch! If they did they might find a whole new refreshing world out there!

bluebellnutter · **Posted:** Sun Nov 01, 2009 11:24 pm

Daley Mayle wrote:

There is always a random choice for 'Worst Day Of The Year'. This could be because of anything you choose... the last Bank Holiday before Christmas, nights drawing in, the start of summer holidays and the impact of children on hard-working-middle-class-middle-Englander columnists etc. The best one of course is a rather suspect yet complex formula that proves a particular day has some significance although it probaly has its genisis following an extended liquid lunch down at the Pony & Trap Inne between a couple of hacks anxious to fill a page or two.

Yes, there always seems to be one around mid-January (post-xmas blues), one early (when everyone gets their credit card bills and realises they spent a bloody fortune at xmas) and one late Feb (long past xmas, still cold and dark), one in the middle of April (clock change), one in June (everyone wishes they were on holiday), one September (no bank hols til xmas), one late October (clock change, dark evenings) and one November (still not xmas).

fiona · **Joined:** Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:04 pm **Posts:** 103

You've forgotten "Women get above themselves" as an essential element in almost every issue.
And some September/October "We're all going to die of flu" terrormongering, offering up a good excuse to bash the NHS and moan about "all these foreign nurses/doctors/HCAs" (delete as required) stealing British jobs from middle class students (cue picture of sad looking medical students who have no jobs)

fiona · **Joined:** Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:04 pm **Posts:** 103

Daley Mayle wrote:

There is always a random choice for 'Worst Day Of The Year'. This could be because of anything you choose... the last Bank Holiday before Christmas, nights drawing in, the start of summer holidays and the impact of children on hard-working-middle-class-middle-Englander columnists etc.

To be fair, every day is a "Worst Day of the Year" in Mailland

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