Daily Mail Watch » heart disease http://www.mailwatch.co.uk Watching the Daily Mail Thu, 22 Jul 2010 15:04:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 en hourly 1 You’re all going to die http://www.mailwatch.co.uk/2010/01/13/youre-all-going-to-die/ http://www.mailwatch.co.uk/2010/01/13/youre-all-going-to-die/#comments Wed, 13 Jan 2010 12:26:32 +0000 sim-o http://www.mailwatch.co.uk/?p=4576 How are you doing? Is everything ok? Work going all right, family life good?
Good. That’s nice to hear. We, at Mailwatch, love our readers and wouldn’t want anything bad happening to you. We don’t want you getting all stressed at work, sat at that desk all day.

After a hard day at the office it’s nice to just sit down of an evening with your loved ones and unwind in front of the telly, isn’t it? You could even sit at your computer and catch up with friends on Facebook or, oh, hang on. Facebook causes cancer doesn’t it? And what’s this?

Quick! Stand up! What ever you do, don’t turn the telly on. Keep moving!

You too, skinny!

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