- Mon Dec 02, 2019 12:45 pm
WhatsApp has caused enough hassle today with an alleged message from a member of the Household Cavalry surfacing last night on Twitter that Brenda had hopped the twig yesterday and it was going to be announced to a shocked nation at 0930 this morning.
Because all that "London Bridge is down" stuff was obviously a hoax, and where else is possibly one of the biggest news stories we will ever see be announced but on social media by a bloke called Gibbo who has a gentleman's appendage in a state of arousal as his profile picture?
"He's the leader of the gang. He's the top, he's the tip, he's the championship. He's Top Cat. And he's scum!"