[Oblomov]

Rafael Behr on Johnson:

So basically an entitled slacker schoolboy hurriedly cobbling his coursework together the night before the deadline.

[Cyclist]

Basically, anyone with blond(e) hair wanting to be the leader of a country must be prevented from doing so...

Except me, of course.

[Boiler]

Basically, anyone with blond(e) hair wanting to be the leader of a country must be prevented from doing so...

Except me, of course.

We'll give you a free pass... I should've said "bad blond(e) hair"

[Cyclist]

The day I lead the PC Brigade T-34s up Whitehall there's going to be some serious changes made in this country.

[mr angry manchester]

He wanted the job, but when he got it, he can't do it. It's like someone who plays in league 1 and has been putting himself about that he wants to play in the Premier league. However when he gets signed by a Premier league club he's completely out of his depth.

[davidjay]

He wanted the job, but when he got it, he can't do it. It's like someone who plays in league 1 and has been putting himself about that he wants to play in the Premier league. However when he gets signed by a Premier league club he's completely out of his depth.

Except a League One player would have been scouted and his total inadequacy noted.

[Andy McDandy]

He wanted to be elected, not to campaign for it.

He wanted the title, not the responsibility.

He wanted the office, not the workload.

He wanted the payoffs, not the piss offs.

He wants the glory, hasn't got the guts.

[davidjay]

Basically, he wants everything handed to him and never get his hands dirty.

[Boiler]

Well, he's going to address the nation tonight at 8.

Unsurprisingly, Peston's been chosen to 'leak' it.

[Boiler]

[Bones McCoy]

Well, he's going to address the nation tonight at 8.

Unsurprisingly, Peston's been chosen to 'leak' it.

Beaten to the punch by Sturgeon - once again.

What's the old saying: Knees up at Christmas, lockdown in January.

[Tubby Isaacs]

[Tubby Isaacs]

Be fair. Hilarious Boris is doing his best in the face of public opinion. Oh hang on.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Gove on manoeuvres?

[satnav]

Laura Kuenssberg has now basically revealed all the measures that Johnson is going to announce in 3 hours time. What an absolute joke.