[The Red Arrow]

[mattomac]

Hmm,

Only really makes sense if Carrie Symonds replaced someone who was directly accountable to the people and considering so far it’s only the likes of Cummings who couldn’t even offer a resignation when he fucked over the Government messaging on lockdown it’s a bit odd to come out with that.

[youngian]

Tories heading for civil war already? Exellent news. Its bound to be some paranoid Brexit bug bear. Something like Carry wants Boris to retain the EU ivory import ban and is therefore a dangerous Remoaner.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Hmm,

Only really makes sense if Carrie Symonds replaced someone who was directly accountable to the people and considering so far it’s only the likes of Cummings who couldn’t even offer a resignation when he fucked over the Government messaging on lockdown it’s a bit odd to come out with that.

Absolutely. It's not like all the other people around Johnson were elected or got their jobs through rigorous open competition.

[spoonman]

Last Sunday we had the "dead cat" of Johnson's dream of a rail tunnel spanning the North Channel - today we have a whole litter of them...

[The Red Arrow]

More Bunter bullshit. He's laughing at us. Which reminds me, you'd think there'd be a photo or two of a bus made from wine crates by now.

[Tubby Isaacs]

The LRB when he was mayor said the thing about him was that he got to write his own satire. He's the gaffe prone guy with big ideas.

[Boiler]

He is so determined to leave a permanent physical monument to himself, isn't he?

[The Red Arrow]

One has to wonder just what else the Civil Service could be devoting their energies to.

Is he on gear?

[Boiler]

Shouldn't that be "inability"?

[Bones McCoy]

Are you ready kids?

Who builds a roundabout under the sea?
(Spaffer firepants)
Deceitful, deceptive, dishonest is he?
(Spaffer firepants)
If populist bollocks be something you wish.
(Spaffer firepants)
Then get behind Brexit, just think of the fish.
(Spaffer firepants)

Ready.
(Spaffer firepants)
(Spaffer firepants)
(Spaffer firepants)
(Spaffer firepants)

[The Red Arrow]

[AOB]

One has to wonder just what else the Civil Service could be devoting their energies to.

Is he on gear?

Funnily enough, last night's BBC North West Tonight closed their report on his mad idea with the theme tune to Magic Roundabout, a show famously associated with drug references.

A drug addled homeless bloke with wild blond hair and a dog called Dilyn (Magic Roundabout again!) sat beneath a railway bridge heard jabbering on, as Renton walks by, about building a huge roundabout under the Isle of Man sounds like a scene from Trainspotting that never, but should have, made it to the final edit.

[Samanfur]

They put the report in the skateboarding otter slot, as well.

[Andy McDandy]

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... nable-plan

John Crace on the lockdown exit plan. Underlining that all the dates discussed and splashed over the papers are earliest possible opportunities, provided nothing goes wrong.