Discussion of the UK Government
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By MisterMuncher
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Vivid flashback to school PE. Hurling. Teacher pucks out from goal. I'm standing right in the centre circle. It's a bloody cold morning.

On the ground. Surrounded. One voice rings out. "Here, lad. Don't hold them. Count them."
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By Abernathy
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The ability to travel around making speeches and getting paid bucket-loads of cash for it seems to be viewed as a sort of divine right of former Prime Ministers.

I dare say if Jez ever makes it to former PM status he'll be the exception and deliver inspiring speeches to Venezuelan cocoa bean co-operatives for just the price of a Virgin rail ticket.
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By bluebellnutter
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Not for the first time I find myself thinking John Major had the right idea, bin it all off to watch as much cricket as possible.
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By Oblomov
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I'm just picturing May's awkwardly stiff robotics as she gets grilled about lack of pandemic preparation. Would be like somebody entering a fugue state every time they step on stage.
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