[MisterMuncher]

Vivid flashback to school PE. Hurling. Teacher pucks out from goal. I'm standing right in the centre circle. It's a bloody cold morning.

On the ground. Surrounded. One voice rings out. "Here, lad. Don't hold them. Count them."

[Tubby Isaacs]

Hurling looks more dangerous than rollerball to me I played hockey a few times at school and that was bad enough, with the ball on the ground most of the time. I imagine hurling players all look like Joe Jordan.

[youngian]

Lectures in the third person?

[The Red Arrow]

Buddha in a Bentley! This shit writes itself.

[Kreuzberger]

Imagine being the wretched soul charged with putting together her showreel. Shudder!

[MisterMuncher]

It's fifteen minutes long, but 14 of those are credits.

[The Red Arrow]

"Motivation means motivation. That'll be $20,000, please!"

*Letters on corporate slogan fall off backround*

[Abernathy]

The ability to travel around making speeches and getting paid bucket-loads of cash for it seems to be viewed as a sort of divine right of former Prime Ministers.

I dare say if Jez ever makes it to former PM status he'll be the exception and deliver inspiring speeches to Venezuelan cocoa bean co-operatives for just the price of a Virgin rail ticket.

[bluebellnutter]

Not for the first time I find myself thinking John Major had the right idea, bin it all off to watch as much cricket as possible.

[The Red Arrow]

Homer on a Honda! It's like butter wouldn't melt...

[Cyclist]

@PaulOnBooks I have one regret about Mays' resignation - She's never going to be made to own her shit.



(Posted here cos I don't do the Twitters)

[Oblomov]

I'm just picturing May's awkwardly stiff robotics as she gets grilled about lack of pandemic preparation. Would be like somebody entering a fugue state every time they step on stage.