[Arrowhead]

Nick Timothy CBE - good grief almighty. I suppose we should be grateful Toby Young and Richard Littlejohn haven't been made Knights of the Realm.

If they haven't done so already, Labour should pledge to abolish this discredited practice altogether.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Sir Geoff Fucking Boycott?
Sir Olly 'never managed it' Robbins?
Lord John 'Brexit Fuckwit' Mann?

[Boiler]

Sir Geoff Fucking Boycott?
Sir Olly 'never managed it' Robbins?
Lord John 'Brexit Fuckwit' Mann?

You can add Robbie fucking Gibb to that list. Meanwhile, expect a small explosion in the Crewe area over Mann's elevation to the peerage

[KevS]

On the bright side, no Sir Paul Dacre.

He must know that ship has sailed now, surely.

[Boiler]

I still question why, when you compare the cricketing careers of Boycott and Strauss - never mind what they've done outside of cricket - why that Northern gobshite got a fucking K.

[KevS]

Quite. Botham, for one, is not exactly a fan.

[Bones McCoy]

Today it's a honour to not be on the honours list.

[mattomac]

Love how the biggest criticism from the Tory papers is that they awarded one to a soft brexiteer.

Not one who was accused of hitting his wife. As for Strauss, a fine opening batsman but this director role has been a failure, yes we won the World Cup but that's down to appointing a ODI specialised in Bayliss as coach.
We've gone backward as a test team and we are doing it more harm by introducing this joke of a 100 contest.

[Bones McCoy]

Poor Theresa's political swan song will be yet another memorial to her lack of judgement.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Apart from anything else it's given us a day of whining, patronising women, racism and pathetic self-justifying from professional Yorkshireman (I speak m'mind) Geoffrey 'Cuntface' Boycott, a boring proponent of a boring sport who seems to think that being a selfish shit entitles him to an easy ride.

[Arrowhead]

Apart from anything else it's given us a day of whining, patronising women, racism and pathetic self-justifying from professional Yorkshireman (I speak m'mind) Geoffrey 'Cuntface' Boycott, a boring proponent of a boring sport who seems to think that being a selfish shit entitles him to an easy ride.

My cursor was hovering approvingly over the 'Like' button until I reached your outrageous slur against cricket, the most cultured of all sports.

And just to prove my point, here's five minutes of cricketers being hit in bollocks at 90 mph.

[Bones McCoy]

And here's Piers Morgan in his finest ever video:

[The Weeping Angel]

Don't worry Britain's worst trade unionist aka Paul Embery has leapt to Geoff Boycott's defence.

[Boiler]

Apart from anything else it's given us a day of whining, patronising women, racism and pathetic self-justifying from professional Yorkshireman (I speak m'mind) Geoffrey 'Cuntface' Boycott, a boring proponent of a boring sport who seems to think that being a selfish shit entitles him to an easy ride.

My cursor was hovering approvingly over the 'Like' button until I reached your outrageous slur against cricket, the most cultured of all sports.

And just to prove my point, here's five minutes of cricketers being hit in bollocks at 90 mph.

Do cricketers not wear boxes any more?

[Bones McCoy]

Yes, they wear boxes.

When the cherry clonks into ia box at 90MPH, the effect is similar to vigorously shaking a small pack of scotch eggs.