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Re: The Tories, Generally

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:45 pm
by youngian
Not content with unsettling the lives of millions of EU citizens the Tories want to give your pets a kicking as well. Rabid continental dogs have always figured in fearful limited Brexiter imaginations

Re: The Tories, Generally

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:56 pm
by Kreuzberger
Fixed that.
Cabinet Office wrote: You'll have needed to have visited your vet some 3.5 months ago for travel advice.
Useless cunts, the lot of them.

Re: The Tories, Generally

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 10:39 pm
by Bones McCoy
Kreuzberger wrote:
Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:56 pm
Fixed that.
Cabinet Office wrote: You'll have needed to have visited your vet some 3.5 months ago for travel advice.
Useless cunts, the lot of them.
You can see why Thomas Cook went bust.
Even the veterinarians are moving in on their business.

Re: The Tories, Generally

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 7:43 am
by The Red Arrow
I see Gavin Williamson is trending on twitter after a bravura performance on breakfast telly...

Clickety click

Re: The Tories, Generally

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 8:29 am
by Bones McCoy
The Red Arrow wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 7:43 am
I see Gavin Williamson is trending on twitter after a bravura performance on breakfast telly...

Clickety click
2 / 10: Gavin needs to concentrate on answering the question on the exam paper.

Re: The Tories, Generally

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 3:41 pm
by youngian
He's education secretary?!

Re: The Tories, Generally

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 6:14 pm
by Timbo
youngian wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 3:41 pm
He's education secretary?!
If it's any consolation, I've completely lost track of pretty much the entire cabinet. There's an air of Karl Dönitz to the lot of them.

Re: The Tories, Generally

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 6:43 pm
by youngian
I discovered last week that Liz Truss is Trade Secretary. Bet there’s someone as equally stupid in charge of Northern Ireland. I’m now more interested in when the new Rambo and Terminator movies open than following Johnson’s horror show.

Re: The Tories, Generally

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:06 pm
by satnav
Gavin Williamson claimed that every pupil in a state school would attract £5000 per head in funding which is complete nonsenses. At present only pupils studying 'A' Levels at sixth form attract that level of funding. But sadly the interviewer clearly knew nothing about education funding so Williamson wasn't properly challenged on the claim.

Re: The Tories, Generally

Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2019 7:13 am
by The Red Arrow
More trouble in Paradise...


Re: The Tories, Generally

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2019 3:23 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
The sane Antoinette Sandbach (a militant Remainer who voted for May's deal 3 times) has lost a confidence vote.

Re: The Tories, Generally

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2019 3:27 pm
by The Red Arrow
...and recieved some fan mail.




Re: The Tories, Generally

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2019 4:19 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
I saw that. Aside from being murderous, it's bollocks as well. She ought to forward to the ERG, those delayers of Brexit.

Re: The Tories, Generally

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2019 4:20 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
I'm not sure this stuff is all that conducive to getting Sandbach and the other whipless ones to vote for Johnson's deal.

Re: The Tories, Generally

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2019 4:33 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
In rare non-Brexit news, the government have finally given up on the "porn block".