[The Red Arrow]

Two for the price of one - possibly sponsored by Glenfiddich...

[Tubby Isaacs]

Put that guy in the government. He'd sort Brexit out.

[Big Arnold]

. His unique combination of intellect, determination, decisiveness and courage

Dominic Raab has admitted he did not realise "the full extent" of how much UK trade relies on the Dover-Calais crossing.

I hadn't realised there were two Dominic Raabs

[Andy McDandy]

He went to Oxford, dontcha know. Can't be a thicko.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Hmm. Lady Margaret ranked 24th of Oxford colleges, and if memory serves, in those days a BA could be converted to an MA on payment of a small fee and taking a certain numbers of dinners in hall.

[cycloon]

BAs get converted into MAs for less than that.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Raab wants a penny off income tax. See the problem with that, anyone?

[Biggus Robbus]

Davis tweeted this morning about the UK requiring a written constitution.

This would require courts and a supreme court to interpret it to limit the powers of people like Davis.

Obviously Davis put as much thought into that as the Irish border question.

[The Red Arrow]

Well, well, well. Look who's back.

I dropped this here as some of you might like a refresher on this titan of the diplomatic universe's previous. Should come in handy for the day of reckoning that will someday come.

He’s a useless drunk. Pissed away his time representing Britain in the early months post ref, ‘negotiating’ with nobody more meaningful than the barman at the Brussels InterContinental.

Should hang his head in shame. The useless drunken bastard

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"David Davis"

[Boiler]

And to think the pro-Brexit lobby used to love going on about "Drunker Juncker"...