[The Red Arrow]

Yay! Danger 5! Best TV show ever (apart from The Flashing Blade, obvs).

[The Red Arrow]

I know you were all wondering where the little fellow's been. Well...

No doubt due to his SAS training, Francois has escaped from the Tory's Embarrassing Things We Want To Keep Away From Microphones maximum security holding centre, and stealthilly made his way to a radio station...

Gammontastic. Tin hats on boys

‘In the words of Mandy Rice- Davies’ isn’t the best choice of comebacks on the question of Russian espionage. Just sayin

[Kreuzberger]

^ that's fabulous listening!

[The Red Arrow]

[Arrowhead]

hahahaha what an absolute prat this guy is

How the hell did we lose to people as mediocre as this turnip?

[oboogie]

Gammontastic!!

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Complete Walt.

[davidjay]

As George MacDonald Fraser put it in Flashman at the Charge, it's like the Russian navy firing a few shots in the direction of Plymouth then shouting towards London "There!!! That'll teach you!!!"

[Tubby Isaacs]

[Malcolm Armsteen]

[Andy McDandy]

Quite why the EU should give a flying fuck about the Tories keeping their manifesto pledges is beyond me.

[Tubby Isaacs]

I thought it was treachery if an MP wrote to Barnier?

[Tubby Isaacs]

Telegraph's Brexit commissioning editor here.

[Tubby Isaacs]

[KevS]

A letter from M. Barnier to Mark Francois.

Dear Mr Francois

I refer you to Arkell vs. Pressdram.

Yours sincerely

Michel.