[Samanfur]

Mr. Fenton was saying the same thing the other day.

[Andy McDandy]

Into all the darkness shines one single ray. Pissed off with the rest, but his silence is welcome.

[Kreuzberger]

Maybe he is just keeping out of the way. Standing low, as it were.
He can't really add anything to the meme of foreign rapists, either. Everyone knows we're full.

[The Red Arrow]

Still missing in action. You'd have thought someone would have been on every news show and radio phone in being outraged and furious* about this Proms bollocks. How very odd. Maybe he's busy watching the sun rise over a free country or getting someone to help him with the big words in his latest letter to Barnier. Perhaps he's involved with some secret squirrels TA stuff he's not allowed to tell us about. Oh, well - whatever the reason, I'm sure he'd thank us for keeping him in the public's conciousness.



*should be inserted into God Save The Queen, eh, groovers?

[Bones McCoy]

Still missing in action. You'd have thought someone would have been on every news show and radio phone in being outraged and furious* about this Proms bollocks. How very odd. Maybe he's busy watching the sun rise over a free country or getting someone to help him with the big words in his latest letter to Barnier. Perhaps he's involved with some secret squirrels TA stuff he's not allowed to tell us about. Oh, well - whatever the reason, I'm sure he'd thank us for keeping him in the public's conciousness.



*should be inserted into God Save The Queen, eh, groovers?

Maybe down the Winchester, waiting for a nice cold pint.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Half of Red Barrel.

[Andy McDandy]

Half a sec. So offend a bunch of gammons and he's not complaining/ How odd.

[davidjay]

He's quietly stepped down as chair of the ERG. Why would a former cabinet minister in their fifties do that?

[The Red Arrow]

I'm sure there's a very good reason - like his clandestine military activities and watching the sun rise over a free country taking up too much of his time. He could tell us...but then he'd have to kill us.

It's been noticed by several enquiring minds, and seemingly ignored by the types who normally thrive on such news. Curiouser and curiouser.

[crabcakes_windermere]

It is at the point that if [REDACTED] that we all know about yet cannot mention isn't him, then the behaviour is strange enough that it points to *another* [REDACTED] thing that we currently don't know about going on.

[Watchman]

You don't mean...........he's.........Barnier's secret love child

[Boiler]

Francois has been voting by proxy, apparently.

https://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/10901 ... ord/recent

[Andy McDandy]

Aww, he can't reach the buttons!