- Thu Jun 20, 2019 3:53 pm
#578508
We're missing a trick here. WWE Money In The Bank style ladder match, I'm saying. Have a Lidl carrier bag filled with Prime Ministerial paraphernalia (Keys to Downing Street, list of nuclear submarine captains that need to be written to, the Queen's mobile number, file showing who really killed JFK and Princess Diana, that sort of thing) hang high above a wrestling ring, and then watch 'em beat the crap out of each other with stepladders which are needed to reach the bag.
Yes, Boris might still win, but it'll be a bit more entertaining than this farce.
"He's the leader of the gang. He's the top, he's the tip, he's the championship. He's Top Cat. And he's scum!"