[Boiler]

[Bones McCoy]

I'm pleased that his poisonous talons have been released from influencing the country (assuming he's not surreptitiously still doing SpAd work from home) but I'm not too elated. Him, Rees-Mogg, Johnson, Gove, Francois et al. will get to walk off into the sunset with their bank balances nicely topped up and won't face any repercussions for destroying the future prospects of generations of this nation's youth.

My one solace is knowing he'll be fuming at not getting to realise his BiG bRaNe project of replacing the civil service with his think tank of choice.

BBC News now backtracking on Cummings summary dismissal.
He will now be working form home until mid-December.

(They're not specific about which year).

[davidjay]

I'm pleased that his poisonous talons have been released from influencing the country (assuming he's not surreptitiously still doing SpAd work from home) but I'm not too elated. Him, Rees-Mogg, Johnson, Gove, Francois et al. will get to walk off into the sunset with their bank balances nicely topped up and won't face any repercussions for destroying the future prospects of generations of this nation's youth.

My one solace is knowing he'll be fuming at not getting to realise his BiG bRaNe project of replacing the civil service with his think tank of choice.

BBC News now backtracking on Cummings summary dismissal.
He will now be working form home until mid-December.

(They're not specific about which year).

On Special Projects.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Is he worth a UK outlet shelling out for him? Even as far as most Brexiters are concerned, he's the bloke who broke lockdown and tried to cover it up with a cock and bull story. And his press conference suggested he's struggle on the graveyard shift on Radio Norwich.

I still wonder if GB News'll take a punt on him.

They might do. I'm hopeful that GB News might have missed its moment. Had Cameron not fucked up the 2010 election and the NOTW not got caught hacking Milly Dowler's phone, that might have been where Sky got to in about 2012. Not sure it works now.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

He comes across as exactly the nasty little mummy-boy narcissistic creep he really is. Broadcasting death. It'll be a columnist gig.

[Tubby Isaacs]

I'm pleased that his poisonous talons have been released from influencing the country (assuming he's not surreptitiously still doing SpAd work from home) but I'm not too elated. Him, Rees-Mogg, Johnson, Gove, Francois et al. will get to walk off into the sunset with their bank balances nicely topped up and won't face any repercussions for destroying the future prospects of generations of this nation's youth.

My one solace is knowing he'll be fuming at not getting to realise his BiG bRaNe project of replacing the civil service with his think tank of choice.

BBC News now backtracking on Cummings summary dismissal.
He will now be working form home until mid-December.

(They're not specific about which year).

If that's true, than a few papers won't be happy. They've done the front pages with him going. It's like Ollie Reeder keep changing the story he gives to Angela Heaney.

[Bones McCoy]

My bet: Columnist on Spiked.

"Things would have been so much better if only Boris had followed my precise instructions".

Repeat, ad infinitum.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Please tell me that after all this, Cummings really is just working from home for a while. That would properly put the tin hat on it.

[Tubby Isaacs]

My bet: Columnist on Spiked.

"Things would have been so much better if only Boris had followed my precise instructions".

Repeat, ad infinitum.

That would suit him. But I notice Charles Koch sounds like he wants to spend less money on that sort of thing from now on.

https://thehill.com/homenews/news/52587 ... e-screw-up

[Malcolm Armsteen]

On the face of it, it looks more than just working from home. Why make the dramatic exit with prop box in that case? I think there's something to the story that he and Cain got the boot. In fact I think that his and Cain's bollocks are in the box.

[Boiler]

[Tubby Isaacs]

On the face of it, it looks more than just working from home. Why make the dramatic exit with prop box in that case? I think there's something to the story that he and Cain got the boot. In fact I think that his and Cain's bollocks are in the box.

Yeah, they'd never have let the story go this far if he was just working from home. It would be funny, mind.

[Silkyman]

This is wonderful.

[youngian]

Isn’t Cummings a moderate voice on Brexit who thinks ERG and Farage are toxic loons?

[Bones McCoy]

On reflection, I expect he will move to a nice job at Tufton street where his influence will be relatively unchanged.

While there, he will send 2 successors to backfill the vacant rolls.


As for "What was in the box", I have 2 ideas.

Schroedinger's cat.
Gwynneth Paltrow's head.