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Farage-fronted group of MEPs unfairly treated over funds, court finds

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/ ... eu-parties

[The Red Arrow]

But I thought they didn't want to live under the tyrannical yoke of the ECJ?

[The Red Arrow]

[Abernathy]

Oh my, that is joyous....

[youngian]

With so many nutters off to the BXP and Tories its left to Private Moreland to man the UKIP defences

A UKIP candidate has vowed to set up observation points along the coast of Norfolk in a bid to thwart illegal immigrants.

Norwich North hopeful David Moreland also claims immigrants are clambering on to wind turbines in the North Sea to wait to be collected and ferried to beaches in Norfolk.

The former infantry solider in the Royal Green Jackets served in Northern Ireland prior to working for the Metropolitan Police. But now he is a full-time politician and has been an active UKIP member for 16 years.

He said: "We are going to set up an observation point on a beach because apparently they are coming across on boats from the Amsterdam coastline. Halfway across the channel where we have two big wind farms they are getting dropped off at the wind farm and there are steps up and a platform where they can stand. Then they come over at night.

"They are also coming over on paragliders - I've seen it.

When asked if the paragliders could just be hobbyists he replied: "Yes."

An offshore wind industry spokesman said: "It's nonsense." https://www.eveningnews24.co.uk/news/po ... z8O-JmDg1o

[Bones McCoy]

Wasn't Moreland the controversial character who was cut from Dad's Army and replaced by Pike.

[The Red Arrow]

No, no, no - that was the bumptious Private Francois, who was hastily posted to Eastgate following an investigation into missing stock from the Novelty Rock Emporium.

[cycloon]

"They are also coming over on paragliders - I've seen it.

When asked if the paragliders could just be hobbyists he replied: "Yes."

poetry.

[youngian]

UKIP has new interim leader called Pat Mountain who is being compared to Catherine Tate’s gran.

[Abernathy]

Pat Mountain? Not quite as hilarious as Dick Braine, but still worth a titter.

[Kreuzberger]

Pat Mountain? Not quite as hilarious as Dick Braine, but still worth a titter.

As in; that daft old cow, Pat Mountain?

[Boiler]

She was described as "Catherine Tate's nan character" on another forum....

[The Red Arrow]

Catherine Tate's trending on twitter

What a clicking liberty!

[Boiler]

Here we go: shot in portrait mode presumably because they want to return us to Baird's mechanical system of television which had an aspect ratio of 3:7

[Malcolm Armsteen]

They shot their launch video on a phone...