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#365936
Introducing the daily agenda a man in desperate need of a psychiatrist and who used to work for the BNP


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#366304
Bonehillism. You heard it here first!

Seriously, that guy comes across as - what is the technical term? - an utter mentalist.
#366305
The 'Founder' is looking for a second member
Positions:
Role: Deputy Founder
Hours required: 5-10 hours a week
Description: As deputy Founder you will be second in command of the NBR. This is a position that commands respect and authority. You will be required to represent the Founder when he is unavailable and prepared to command the NBR from a senior position. To be deputy Founder, you must have 100 percent belief in the cause and be ready to dedicate your life in service of the NBR. In the future you will be required to give speeches and have the ability to empower people using charisma and intellect, you will be a leader. This role will take up a lot of your time and there is no room for slacking. Preferably you will have experience in nationalist movements and political parties and a good understanding of how a nationalist movement is run.
Pay: Voluntary with chance of future pay once political office has been reached
#366306
3) Receive the Touch of the Founder:

After both your mind and body have been freed of the disease the Founder will now give you his touch and bring you into the Bonehillist line of thinking. The touch of the founder may be shocking at first because you will never have felt anything quite like it before. Through the Power and divine energy inside the body of the founder, he will conduct this over to your body and you will have been cured and completely free.
Fucking hell.
#366309
Apparently how your body gets freed depends on your gender. Then you 'receive the wisdom of Aryanus'.

I bet you do.

There's also an incredibly funny/tragic interview where he claims he was marked out for great things from the age of two. He also seems to have spent a lot of time involved in petty theft and low level fraud and libel - often against other headbangers. All perfectly explainable, of course.
#366316
And it's not a piss-take from start to finish? :
NATIONAL BONEHILLISM
National Bonehillism is a new ideology led by the founder himself. Joshua Bonehill. This is a nationalist ideology played out under the regime of the National British Resistance – a movement led by Joshua Bonehill.

Bonehill, who is a freedom fighter and champion of free speech seeks to form a government one day and give Britain back to the people. This can only be done with support, belief and activism with the National British Resistance.

National Bonehillism is a political realisation in favour of the the worker and will Create a fair and equal society for all.

Let’s take a look at how the life of a worker would Improve in this country under National Bonehillism:

‘John England works for a car plant in hull, John is 44; married to his wife Glenda and has two children.

Since National Bonehillism was Implemented, John now takes home £7.90 an hour as the government have increased the minimum wage. John and his family are entitled to a free ‘Workers’ Holiday’ paid for by the state each summer, this is essentially a state owned holiday camp in the south of england.

Under National Bonehillism, John was given a free car by the state because he is In full employment and needs transportation to get around. The car he is given is a British made car created by newly formed company ‘British Automobile’.

Because John holds down a job, he and his whole family are also entitled to access at a locally state owned gym. John who has pilled on a few pounds over the years could do with working out so he takes full advantage of this gym pass and adds a few extra years to his life.

John owns an allotment and on the Sunday he likes to go down and tend to his vegetables being grown. The National Bonehillist Workers’ Party (NBWP) have implemented a new scheme where by John can sell the produce he grows on his allotment into the local community to provide food for others in return for money.

Before the NBWP came to power, John couldn’t afford to buy many pints at his local pub the nags head because the tax on alcohol was too high. Now under Bonehillism, John can afford to buy as many pints as he wants because the price of a pint is now £1.50.

Tragically, at the age of 55 John is killed in a hit and run accident whilst crossing the road; the driver of the car was under the influence of alcohol and has taken johns life maliciously. After a police investigation; the driver of the car is found guilty and sent to prison on a life sentence.

Because John worked all his life for the state, he’s entitled to a state funeral and burial. Before Bonehillism was implemented john’s family would have to of forked out heavy costs for his burial but now the state has taken care of this, allowing his family to grieve’.
#366321
If only. However Bonehill was the guy behind a number of other far right/hatemongering campaigns, notably the 'Daily Bale', and a missing person campaign that turned out to be bogus (white girl abducted, blame Asian child molesters etc). I think he's rather thick, extremely deluded, and if ever the term 'potential rapist' be deserved by someone, this is it.
#366323
He's looking for something more along the lines of the BUF, rather than the pint (or ten) and a fight that the EDL mob want. The bollocks mysticism won't do down too well with them either.
#366380
JuanTwoThree wrote:And it's not a piss-take from start to finish? :
NATIONAL BONEHILLISM
National Bonehillism is a new ideology led by the founder himself. Joshua Bonehill. This is a nationalist ideology played out under the regime of the National British Resistance – a movement led by Joshua Bonehill.

Bonehill, who is a freedom fighter and champion of free speech seeks to form a government one day and give Britain back to the people. This can only be done with support, belief and activism with the National British Resistance.

National Bonehillism is a political realisation in favour of the the worker and will Create a fair and equal society for all.

Let’s take a look at how the life of a worker would Improve in this country under National Bonehillism:

‘John England works for a car plant in hull, John is 44; married to his wife Glenda and has two children.

Since National Bonehillism was Implemented, John now takes home £7.90 an hour as the government have increased the minimum wage. John and his family are entitled to a free ‘Workers’ Holiday’ paid for by the state each summer, this is essentially a state owned holiday camp in the south of england.

Under National Bonehillism, John was given a free car by the state because he is In full employment and needs transportation to get around. The car he is given is a British made car created by newly formed company ‘British Automobile’.

Because John holds down a job, he and his whole family are also entitled to access at a locally state owned gym. John who has pilled on a few pounds over the years could do with working out so he takes full advantage of this gym pass and adds a few extra years to his life.

John owns an allotment and on the Sunday he likes to go down and tend to his vegetables being grown. The National Bonehillist Workers’ Party (NBWP) have implemented a new scheme where by John can sell the produce he grows on his allotment into the local community to provide food for others in return for money.

Before the NBWP came to power, John couldn’t afford to buy many pints at his local pub the nags head because the tax on alcohol was too high. Now under Bonehillism, John can afford to buy as many pints as he wants because the price of a pint is now £1.50.

Tragically, at the age of 55 John is killed in a hit and run accident whilst crossing the road; the driver of the car was under the influence of alcohol and has taken johns life maliciously. After a police investigation; the driver of the car is found guilty and sent to prison on a life sentence.

Because John worked all his life for the state, he’s entitled to a state funeral and burial. Before Bonehillism was implemented john’s family would have to of forked out heavy costs for his burial but now the state has taken care of this, allowing his family to grieve’.
A lot of that stuff seems quite familiar, foreign chaps tried it in Europe.
One of Dacre's predecessors was quite enthused about it by all accounts.

As for me, I'm not voting for an ideology where I get killed aged 55.
#366383
JuanTwoThree wrote:And it's not a piss-take from start to finish? :
NATIONAL BONEHILLISM
National Bonehillism is a new ideology led by the founder himself. Joshua Bonehill. This is a nationalist ideology played out under the regime of the National British Resistance – a movement led by Joshua Bonehill.

Bonehill, who is a freedom fighter and champion of free speech seeks to form a government one day and give Britain back to the people. This can only be done with support, belief and activism with the National British Resistance.

National Bonehillism is a political realisation in favour of the the worker and will Create a fair and equal society for all.

Let’s take a look at how the life of a worker would Improve in this country under National Bonehillism:

‘John England works for a car plant in hull, John is 44; married to his wife Glenda and has two children.

Since National Bonehillism was Implemented, John now takes home £7.90 an hour as the government have increased the minimum wage. John and his family are entitled to a free ‘Workers’ Holiday’ paid for by the state each summer, this is essentially a state owned holiday camp in the south of england.

Under National Bonehillism, John was given a free car by the state because he is In full employment and needs transportation to get around. The car he is given is a British made car created by newly formed company ‘British Automobile’.

Because John holds down a job, he and his whole family are also entitled to access at a locally state owned gym. John who has pilled on a few pounds over the years could do with working out so he takes full advantage of this gym pass and adds a few extra years to his life.

John owns an allotment and on the Sunday he likes to go down and tend to his vegetables being grown. The National Bonehillist Workers’ Party (NBWP) have implemented a new scheme where by John can sell the produce he grows on his allotment into the local community to provide food for others in return for money.

Before the NBWP came to power, John couldn’t afford to buy many pints at his local pub the nags head because the tax on alcohol was too high. Now under Bonehillism, John can afford to buy as many pints as he wants because the price of a pint is now £1.50.

Tragically, at the age of 55 John is killed in a hit and run accident whilst crossing the road; the driver of the car was under the influence of alcohol and has taken johns life maliciously. After a police investigation; the driver of the car is found guilty and sent to prison on a life sentence.

Because John worked all his life for the state, he’s entitled to a state funeral and burial. Before Bonehillism was implemented john’s family would have to of forked out heavy costs for his burial but now the state has taken care of this, allowing his family to grieve’.
THE DRIVER DOESN'T GET THE DEATH PENALTY?!?

BONEHILL IS LIBERAL SCUM!!!!
#366388
I love that the B stands for Bonehillist. Not, you know, 'British' or something else a bit more inclusive but still pushing the right (wing) buttons.
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