[Tubby Isaacs]

I'm no fan of Jim Murphy but apparently he told an SNP MP to "fuck off" today in Parliament.

Said SNPer was apparently making a lot of Labour MPs not being present for the bedroom tax vote.

Gee. Wonder if there's some arrangement whereby government and opposition MPs come to an arrangement...

[The Weeping Angel]

According to the Spectator said SNP MP was Pete Wishart

[Tubby Isaacs]

Yes, indeed.

[Agnes]

Nicola Sturgeon is the next SNP leader, presumably in a repulsively disingenuous attempt to appeal to working-class voters. Possibly the only one who's more irritating than Salmond.

[Abernathy]

There is no truth in the rumour that after Salmon(d) and Sturgeon, the next SNP leader will be Hamish Herring.

[Daley Mayle]

Dear God (or any other Supreme Being listening)

Please don't let this be an excuse for more fish based puns

Thanks

D. Mayle

[Killer Whale]

Dear Cod

FTFY

[Timbo]

I wish you would all stop being so shellfish. Please learn your plaice.

[Kreuzberger]

Her predecessor floundered in the first indy debate and she has certainly seen better dace...

[Daley Mayle]

Oh FFS where's the aspirin! I've got a splitting haddock now.

[Killer Whale]

You should have known that each and every one of us is a dab hand at this.

[SoulBoy]

You are all trout of order.

[Kreuzberger]

Utter pollacks!

[Killer Whale]

Utter pollacks!

That's actually not a very good one. We're starting to flounder, I think.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Yeah,
Kreuz, roe back a bit.

(Sorry to mussel in)