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By Timmy O'Toole
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#43120
Did they blame Gordon Brown for it though?
 
By Captain Klutz
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#43122
Timmy O'Toole wrote:Did they blame Gordon Brown for it though?


Well one thing's for sure, that's the global warming myth exposed for the tax-raising scam that it is.
 
By Esqui
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#43130
I for one am glad the Express has exposed the weather for what it really is. Without its tireless efforts, I would have thought it was sunny outside
 
By Antigherkin
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#43151
In April, didn't they have a front page story saying it would be the hottest summer since records began?
 
By mattomac
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#43238
Antigherkin wrote:In April, didn't they have a front page story saying it would be the hottest summer since records began?


To be fair they probably followed it up about a week later with washout warnings.

They should just say........Summer will be mixed, it's Britain what do you expect.
 
By Antigherkin
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#43244
mattomac wrote:
Antigherkin wrote:In April, didn't they have a front page story saying it would be the hottest summer since records began?


To be fair they probably followed it up about a week later with washout warnings.

They should just say........Summer will be mixed, it's Britain what do you expect.


Or "we don't acutally know what's going to happen, but making up shit about the weather is cheaper than hiring real journalists to report actual news".
 
By ManicMiner
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#45453
Did anyone see the Express headline today?


MADELEINE: SHE COULD BE ALIVE



She *could* be a alive? She *could* be dead! Such a non-story. Here is the justification:


A SHOPKEEPER who insists she saw Madeleine McCann days after her abduction said yesterday the little girl “could still be alive”.

Anna Stam says she is haunted by the face “of the angelic child with the big sad eyes” who came into her shop near Amsterdam’s red light district.


:roll:
By bairy
Membership Days Posts
#45461
Child that was alive a year ago could still be alive today.

Wow, I'll get 40p out the piggy bank straight away!
 
By ManicMiner
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#45466
Thing is, the same story from yesterday

day 1: "I saw "Maddie" in my shop!"

day 2: "I think she could be alive!"


I can't wait for tomorrow.
 
By IanC
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#45502
Tomorrow will be about what she bought....
By Adrian
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#45511
IanC wrote:Tomorrow will be about what she bought....


Perhaps she bought some of those Black Jack sweets, although in these PC days they've probably been renamed 'Ethnic Minority Jacks', etc. etc.
 
By sven945
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#45601
Now they're trying to do a blues song in front page headlines.

Yesterday's "I saw her on a tram", today's "I saw her on Monday".
 
By Bisyss
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#45602
sven945 wrote:Now they're trying to do a blues song in front page headlines.

Yesterday's "I saw her on a tram", today's "I saw her on Monday".
Dr. Seuss would be better.

I saw Maddie in a house!
I saw Maddie with a mouse!
I see Maddie here and there!
I'm seeing Maddie everywhere!
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