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#583030
"Project Fear, that's all it is"

Brexit: Warning over cancer treatment supplies after no deal

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-49153073

Too much science in that for the average Brexiter.

"Where's the Fluorine-18?"

"It got fed up of waiting and turned into oxygen, mate. You might be short of a few electrons around here, and mind you don't trip over them positrons."
#583615
Boiler wrote:
Sun Aug 11, 2019 8:28 am
It would seem we are to get a Brexit 50p.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49308970
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#583616
I'm not so sure. Brenda may have pro Brexit sympathies if one leaked private conversation splashed across the front page of the Sun is anything to go by. It's not to say she wouldn't impartially carry out her constitutional duty if called on, but Downing Street and Buckingham Palace conspiring to keep her out of it may not necessarily be a bad thing.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... class.html

"Disappointment in the current political class"? Sounds unerringly familiar.
#583618
Hmmm. I'm not so sure Brenda would be overly pro-Brexit. Firstly, she's one of the rapidly dwindling band of people who can remember the war (and to be fair, was involved in it), and as we know, that is an age group who mostly voted to stay.

Secondly, the one thing that she is known for is how much her position means to her, and how seriously she takes it. She sees herself as the Queen of the UK, and if anything is going to risk a break up, I don't think she'd want anything to do with it.
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#583623
Zuriblue wrote:
Sun Aug 11, 2019 8:46 am
Boiler wrote:
Sun Aug 11, 2019 8:28 am
It would seem we are to get a Brexit 50p.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49308970
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Why not simply re-issue the 20 Eurocent coin.
#583626
An almost supernatural ability to turn everything to shit. What a fuck-useless, crass, arse-headed wankstain of an idea. You 48% - just fuck off. You don't count. And you'll be reminded that you don't count every time you spend one of these shit coins.
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#583628
Malcolm Armsteen wrote:
Sun Aug 11, 2019 3:26 pm
An almost supernatural ability to turn everything to shit. What a fuck-useless, crass, arse-headed wankstain of an idea. You 48% - just fuck off. You don't count. And you'll be reminded that you don't count every time you spend one of these shit coins.
I think I shall just shove them into a jar and do my best to take the pieces of shit out of circulation. Meanwhile, I expect tomorrow that The Scum will be going into a full-on Gush* over them.

*a reference to a sketch on the television programme
Jam, m'lud.

p.s. like your new .sig, Malc.
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#583631
My girlfriend's mother is the sort of person who keeps Hallmark in business, and even she would think that was crap.
#583633
A greetings card writer would be too embarrassed to write it.

A graphic of the UK getting spit-roasted by China and the US would be more prescient.
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