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Re: Brexit Fuckwit Thread

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2020 8:39 am
by youngian
The good news for Stilton fans in lactose intolerant Japan is that the product will lose its protected name status in the UK and can be made anywhere in the EU. And they have a deal to phase out cheese tariffs in Japan that hasn’t been offered to the UK.

Re: Brexit Fuckwit Thread

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2020 8:47 am
by Kreuzberger
Germany. Cheese revenue per capita: 128 U$D p/a.
Japan. Cheese revenue per capita: 16 U$D p/a.

There's the futility of Brexit for you.

Re: Brexit Fuckwit Thread

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2020 9:46 am
by davidjay
Don't laugh - Jim Hacker became Prime Minister off the back of a win over British sausages

Re: Brexit Fuckwit Thread

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2020 9:59 am
by youngian
Hacker was a Europhile who knew how to play the game. And take advantage of European law on protected trade names to placate looney Tory activists (Note to myself: Calm down dear, he’s not real).

Re: Brexit Fuckwit Thread

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2020 1:33 pm
by Tubby Isaacs

Re: Brexit Fuckwit Thread

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2020 1:36 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
From the same IDS twitter thread.


Re: Brexit Fuckwit Thread

Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2020 4:38 pm
by youngian
Today its Farage’s Kiwi mate dissing the shambles that is Brexit Britain. Apart from Trump, Winston Peters is about the only person serving in an allied government that supports this crock of shit (Putin doesn’t count as he supports Brexit knowing its a disaster).
Asked what New Zealand offered the UK as a trading partner, he replied: "We offer first of all a country that is match fit for trade deals."

"We are seriously match fit for that in a way I don't think the UK is, because the UK's been locked up in the EU all these years," he added.

"In terms of their trading skills and finesse, and their firepower - without being critical, they've never had an outing lately, they've never had a test, so to speak".

"It's like coming into an Ashes contest when you haven't played for thirty years".

"We believe we're totally match fit and ready to go - we just need the British to realise that you can do more than one trade deal at a time." https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-53755640

How many of Britain’s experienced trade negotiators are still in the job following EU exit? Fucked if I would after seeing your life’s work flushed down the toilet to pursue a fantasy.

Re: Brexit Fuckwit Thread

Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2020 5:17 pm
by KevS
Just to bring balance back to the football world after the Le Tissier comments....


Re: Brexit Fuckwit Thread

Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2020 5:52 pm
by KevS
... And the boy Lineker hits the back of the net.


Re: Brexit Fuckwit Thread

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2020 11:08 am
by The Red Arrow


Warning:Thread contains that pic of Widdecombe looking like she's pissed herself (again).

Re: Brexit Fuckwit Thread

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2020 1:59 pm
by youngian
Aged like Blue Nun in an airing cupboard

Or Stilton in a Tokyo airport customs locker.

Re: Brexit Fuckwit Thread

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2020 6:23 pm
by The Red Arrow
Never go full comment.
(BTW in case you weren't aware, the EU has grown its total trade since the referendum by more than the sum of all the trade it does with the UK. So while it will of course want to keep trading with us as much as is commercially feasible, in a sense we've already been replaced!)

Re: Brexit Fuckwit Thread

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2020 6:35 pm
by MisterMuncher
The scale being used was clearly picked by a cunt.

Re: Brexit Fuckwit Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2020 2:09 pm
by The Red Arrow
I want to laugh, I really do...


Re: Brexit Fuckwit Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2020 2:16 pm
by Andy McDandy
Sounds like Paul Thomas's basement.