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Re: Brexit Fuckwit Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 11:26 pm
by Abernathy
Boiler wrote:
Fri Jul 05, 2019 9:29 pm
Only bleach? Fuck it, I'd go for the full deep fat fryer experience, having slashed it with a knife first.
This is worrying.

Re: Brexit Fuckwit Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 11:27 pm
by Abernathy
davidjay wrote:
Fri Jul 05, 2019 10:56 pm
Malcolm Armsteen wrote:
Fri Jul 05, 2019 9:50 pm
I wouldn't touch her with Winegums'.
His what? Stethoscope?
He doesn't have one. He's not really a doctor, you know.

Re: Brexit Fuckwit Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 11:39 pm
by Boiler
Abernathy wrote:
Fri Jul 05, 2019 11:26 pm
Boiler wrote:
Fri Jul 05, 2019 9:29 pm
Only bleach? Fuck it, I'd go for the full deep fat fryer experience, having slashed it with a knife first.
This is worrying.
Why?

Re: Brexit Fuckwit Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 11:51 pm
by Malcolm Armsteen
Boiler wrote:
Fri Jul 05, 2019 11:39 pm
Abernathy wrote:
Fri Jul 05, 2019 11:26 pm
Boiler wrote:
Fri Jul 05, 2019 9:29 pm
Only bleach? Fuck it, I'd go for the full deep fat fryer experience, having slashed it with a knife first.
This is worrying.
Why?
I'd not be eating chips at yours again.

But on the other hand, you ate andouillette.

Re: Brexit Fuckwit Thread

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:28 am
by Boiler
Malcolm Armsteen wrote:
Fri Jul 05, 2019 11:51 pm
Boiler wrote:
Fri Jul 05, 2019 11:39 pm
Abernathy wrote:
Fri Jul 05, 2019 11:26 pm


This is worrying.
Why?
I'd not be eating chips at yours again.

But on the other hand, you ate andouillette.
As I pointed out to a colleague: it is one of those rare occasions where you can justifiably say in response to a question about said foodstuff that "it tastes like shit" and be absolutely right... :lol:

Re: Brexit Fuckwit Thread

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 6:42 am
by The Red Arrow
Winds up giving Johnson a going over (but then he is a Brexit fuckwit if ever there was one)...

Ann Widdecombe’s political exhumation adds insult to ignorance in Strasbourg
Marina Hyde

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... exit-party

Re: Brexit Fuckwit Thread

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 1:33 pm
by Big Arnold
Brexit breakthrough: Is THIS the shock solution to £39billion divorce row?

WITH the October 31 Brexit deadline drawing closer, a UK-based economist has said Theresa May’s replacement has the opportunity to drastically cut the proposed £39billion divorce bill by making the EU a take-it-or leave it offer.
Mr Jessop urged caution from those advocating all the money to be cautious about alienating future trading partners, suggesting his approach would be regarded as a “gesture of good will” in Brussels which would pave the way for arrangements which benefited both parties.
Offering to only pay half of what you owe is a gesture of good will? Brexiters really live in an alternate universe.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics ... atest-news

Re: Brexit Fuckwit Thread

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 1:37 pm
by The Red Arrow
Try that on your landlord, mortgage provider or credit card, kids. :wink:

Re: Brexit Fuckwit Thread

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 3:41 pm
by Snowflake
His smoked salmon business survived flooding, fire and eviction - now Brexit Party MEP Lance Forman says: 'It can outlive a no deal scenario too!'

https://www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/sma ... l-too.html
Besides now exporting his smoked salmon to China, Lance's product can be found in Harrods, Waitrose, Ocado, some Tesco and Sainsbury's and some Michelin-starred restaurants and sushi chefs.
Man of the people, clearly.

Strangely there is no mention in the article of the number of British workers he employs.

Re: Brexit Fuckwit Thread

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 3:55 pm
by Big Arnold
He's wholeheartedly pro-leaving the EU. His concerns about it stem for the 28 member states' need for conformity and own set of rules – one which forced his business to repackage it's salmon to include the label 'contains fish'.
Shouldn't have broken the law in the first place. Businesses can't pick and choose which allergens they list on products. And that won't change post-Brexit. Killing customers is frowned on.

Re: Brexit Fuckwit Thread

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 9:07 am
by cycloon
To quote Blaise Bailey Finnegan III*: 'if that's the best you can do, I feel sorry for you'.

*some dude recorded in interview and used in pieces of music by Godspeed You Black Emperor.

Re: Brexit Fuckwit Thread

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 9:21 am
by youngian
Mr Forman is rare that he can sell a British sourced fish that Brits will eat so may gain a market advantage. But I’m sure he’s calculated that.

Re: Brexit Fuckwit Thread

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 11:35 am
by Tubby Isaacs
Not sure he will. Some people lose all srnse when they talk about the EU. He was interviewed before the vote and his big problem with the EU seemed to be that he had to print up some new labels once.

Re: Brexit Fuckwit Thread

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 11:50 am
by cycloon
I remember a pre-referendum 'debate' on... R4? I think, between two business people who said they'd vote leave, and two who said they'd vote remain.

One of the leave guys main thing was 'the EU said we had to use certain kinds of chairs which cost us money to buy'.

Now, being as fair and tolerant as possible, sure, I can see why that's an irritation. But that's all he said. That was it. THAT WAS FUCKING IT.

Now, to be a little less tolerant: it's not like the other pro-Leave voter didn't say sensible things, or that the pro-Remain business people said entirely sensible, sane, rational, compelling things. Lord knows plenty of people know fuck all about the EU, from all corners.

But what really gets me is the utter limitation, the utter lack of imagination, the utter inwardsness that was implied by this being the guy's main point. If THAT is your pivot then WHAT are you DOING as a democratic agent?

Re: Brexit Fuckwit Thread

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 3:24 pm
by youngian
If the boot was on the other foot would a Remainer who was passionate about peace and security in Europe take a small economic hit to stay in the EU? Probably. But would a Remainer commit the country to economic suicide, international ridicule, geopolitical impotence, unravel the GFA and break up Britain to pursue membership? No as they’re not insane or thick as two short ones.