[Malcolm Armsteen]

From an idea by Arnold.

Theresa May = her am yeast, earthy seam
Jeremy Corbyn = Jeer, cry, my nob.
Jeremy Hunt = jury en meth
Jacob Rees Mogg = mojo egg braces
Diane Abbott = at a nob debit

What have you?

[Daley Mayle]

Carmella moments

[Big Arnold]

Nigel Farage = Ganglia Free.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Mail commenters?

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Nigel Farage = Ganglia Free.

a general fig

[The Red Arrow]

Eflagrağine

(it's a Turkish word meaning 'snout in he trough scrotum-faced lying fascist hypocrite with his forked tongue up a Russian's arse' - honest)

[Andy McDandy]

Layla Moran - a normal lay.

[SoulBoy]

Took a few minutes but I knew I had all the letters for TRUMP.

Rupert murdoch - Oh, cruder Trump.

[Andy McDandy]

Paul Dacre - EU crap, lad.

And it occurs to me that any of his many homes could be described as a lucre pad.

[bluebellnutter]

Emily Thronberry - E, my lorry therein