Say hi! New or old, let us welcome you here
Forum rules: Welcome new folks! This forum is for you to start a topic to introduce yourself, so we can get to know you. Please note, the rules here are stricter - be nice to new people!
❤ 33.3 % :grinning: 33.3 % 🧥 33.3 %
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
By Carlos The Badger
Membership Days Posts
#302921
Welcome, Tommy. One my favourite Clash songs.
The questions the management ask are…

(Oh, and oboogie will be along shortly to ask you about what length of sausage you prefer.)

Age
Location
Occupation
Kids?
Papers you read
Online news sources
Sum up the Mail in 5 words
Political party
Favourite food
Favourite drink
Favourite book(s)
Favourite band/artist
Favourite album
Favourite song
Favourite film
Footballl team
The Mail likes me because
The Mail hates me because
By Tommy Gun
Membership Days
#302934
Age: 49
Location:UK
Occupation: Accountant
Kids?: no
Papers you read: Independent
Online news sources: BBC
Sum up the Mail in 5 words: Racist, sexist, homophobic, angry, hateful
Political party: Labour
Favourite food: Thai food
Favourite drink: Vimto
Favourite book(s): Count of Monte Cristo
Favourite band/artist: Roxy Music, Velvet Underground, Johnny cash
Favourite album: The Velvet Underground & Nico
Favourite song: All tomorrows parties
Favourite film: The Terminator
Footballl team:Leeds United
The Mail likes me because I'm a white middle class homeowner
The Mail hates me because I don't hate everyone who is different to me.
By Tommy Gun
Membership Days
#302936
oboogie wrote:
carlos the banger wrote:(Oh, and oboogie will be along shortly to ask you about what length of sausage you prefer.)
What nonsense is this?
Are we playing pass the sausage now Malcolm dropped the baton?

Is there some sort of sausage party that new members are forced to go to?
By Carlos The Badger
Membership Days Posts
#302958
Bwahahaha

Thai? Brilliant.
LUFC? Not so much. But now that Master Bates has (supposedly) no control and Colin Wanker has gone I may renew my interest. But BVB will always take precedence.
Meanwhile in France

It doesn't get any Frencher than this. Fridays fo[…]

Question Time

Gammon Logic. What the fucking hell has happene[…]

Labour, Generally.

I suppose there is always Lord Buckethead. Al[…]

Mark Francois MP

I assume they don't call him 'Penfold' for nothing[…]