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By Adrian
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Beast of Bolsover wrote:Instantly bookmarked in my satire section on the basis of having arse ,bugger , bollocks ,wank and twat used before I had even got properly started.
If I may ask, what else have you got residing your satire section?

Additionally, I strayed onto the (real) Christian Voice website where it turns out they're getting in a bit of a tizzy over a 'Gay Sunday' at London Zoo.
By Beast of Bolsover
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Not a problem. There are a sizeable amount of American based ones as I try to keep a close eye on American events . Below is a list as firefox export bookmarks gave it with the proper links added by myself.



Home _ The Onion - America's Finest News Source

http://www.theonion.com/content/index

Humour from the UK Department of Social Scrutiny

http://www.socialscrutiny.org/

Landover Baptist _ Where the Worthwhile Worship. Unsaved Unwelcome.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

qwghlm.co.uk » Daily Mail-o-matic

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

Private Eye

http://www.private-eye.co.uk/

The Swift Report

http://swiftreport.blogs.com/news/

Welcome to the White House - WWW.WHITEHOUSE.ORG

http://www.whitehouse.org/index.asp

God Hates Fags! Love Gods Way!

http://www.lovegodsway.org/

The Best Page In The Universe.
The Best Damn Web Page in the Universe

http://maddox.xmission.com/

The Daily Mash - Home
The Daily Mash – its news to us. Satire, news, funny stories, spoof sport, political parody and lots of humour

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/

MediaWatch-UK - If you don't agree with us you can fuck off!
MediaWatch-UK - A collective of rightwing bigots out to ban all that is fun in life.

http://www.mediawatch.org.uk/home.php
 
By daveinbrum
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Adrian wrote:Additionally, I strayed onto the (real) Christian Voice website where it turns out they're getting in a bit of a tizzy over a 'Gay Sunday' at London Zoo.
The picture captions are my favourites:
People waiting to enter the Zoo just before 10am as the shutters are being raised. Many families with children go to this major London attraction. Did parents really want them exposed to the depravity of homosexuality?
Did anyone actually use this 'press release', I wonder?
 
By IanC
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People waiting to enter the Zoo just before 10am as the shutters are being raised. Many families with children go to this major London attraction. Did parents really want them exposed to the depravity of homosexuality?
So a bunch of people wondering around the zoo is depraved just because they are gay?

I love reading the press releases on their site - mainly for the sarcy comments.

Take a look at this one on this years Brighton Pride weekend (which i missed out on going to by 2 days, damnit)
 
By cycloon
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"'Shame on you', chanted an overweight man, clutching his 'boyfriend's' hand, seemingly unaware of the paradox of accusing others of shame while foaming out his own shame (Jude 1:13). Such perversion merely demonstrates the truth of the Bible when it says 'the unjust knoweth no shame' (Zeph 3:5). The Apostle Paul also writes of those 'Whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly (Greek 'koilia') and whose glory is in their shame' (Phil 3:19)."

ahahahaha

'seemingly unaware'

"Brighton Quakers (how sad - the Quakers started as a Christian denomination)"

I thought the Quakers were entirely about a personal relationship with God, hence forming your own views (or at least a larger emphasis on it as such)? A case in point; an ethics professor at my uni, one of the most intelligent and kindly men I've ever met, is a Quaker and freely discusses abortion et al without foaming at the mouth.

"Funny how the NF have just picked up on the idea of protesting at gay pride events, three years after we started in London 2005. Could it be that some homosexual in the NF has worked out that their presence could devalue ours? No, they aren't that bright, surely? But just maybe the spirit of homosexuality is still as inseparable from national socialism as it was when the Nazi Party began its obscene life in a Munich gay bar."

God damn but what a perfect example of one group of nuts attacking another with perverted logic.

"'Can the judgment of God be long in coming on such a depraved, immoral, nation as Britain is today? Not only do we allow evil to flourish, we encourage it at the highest levels, we fawn over it, we almost worship it, we take our children along to corrupt their innocence by immersing them in it. Woe on us all."

I look forwards to it, cunt.
By Beast of Bolsover
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I wonder what Christian Voice think of gay animals? Do they go protesting at duck ponds chanting " Drake shall not lie with drake for that is an abomination " and the like.
Incidentally , I think it was them having a go recently at the Torchwood star John Whatshisface at Cardiff Mardi Gras. Shouts of " You are sick and twisted" only to be replied with "No , you're the sick and twisted ones ". Good man.
 
By IanC
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Well they didnt mention that in the press release!

Here in case anyones wondering not as good as the others though - a lack of sarcy comments.

I bet there next leaflet, which will apparently features comments from "ex-gays", wont point out that the majority of them either just plain dont have sex ever again, or "revert" back to being homosexual.
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