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By Beast of Bolsover
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#25628
I can ...er....recommend the b3ta sickapedia website

http://www.sickipedia.org/

which has this gem leading the way in Maddie jokes (18 ,count them , 18 pages of them)
What's the difference between Pope John Paul II and Madeleine McCann?

The Pope died a virgin.


although my favourite and still giving me fits (copyright Jack Ripper Esq.) is
There once was a young girl called Maddie
She had such an irresponsible daddy
Snatched from her bed
She's probably dead
Raped by a Portuguese baddy.


One ticket please.
 
By Arrowhead
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#25713
Beast of Bolsover wrote:I can ...er....recommend the b3ta sickapedia website

http://www.sickipedia.org/

which has this gem leading the way in Maddie jokes (18 ,count them , 18 pages of them).
There are some absolute stonkers in there, including this little gem.......

New car being launched in Portugal, space in the boot for a child. It's called the Renault McCann.
By Beast of Bolsover
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#25881
Comic booed off stage after 'tasteless Madeleine and Rhys jokes'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... ge_id=1770
Longley, from Derby, told the stunned audience at the city's Baby Blue club that "you think parents would have learned about putting their children in Everton shirts after Maddie and Rhys".
Could the Everton shirt be the modern version of the guy in a red shirt from the original Star Trek series?
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