[Paul]

Wounded Blair takes the money and runs

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/d ... ge_id=1766

Just who they get to write this crap, BENEDICT BROGAN & KIRSTY WALKER.

Tony Blair - bruised by "one last kicking" from the voters this morning - will abandon politics within weeks and pocket a record £10million in his first year out of office.

The sale of his memoirs, lucrative directorships and the vast sums available on the U.S. lecture circuit will turn him overnight into a multi-millionaire.

[Paul]

Ooooh! my alta-ego got one through.

I voted for my local counciller, not Blair, Brown or Cameron. They could put up a monkey with a blue rosette round here and people would vote for it.

- Ellen Smith, Medway Kent

[Antigherkin]

Should've changed her location to Hartlerpool

[Paul]

Dear old Ellen has been plugging away for months now.

The persona is single gay mum, with one child, working in NHS supporting elderly mother.

Keen Bob Roberts (who ever you are) supporter, no flirting please.

[Paul]

A story from 1999.

The Blairs, a freebie in Tuscany...and a very tacky mugshot

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... ge_id=1770

This tirade will go on for years.

[Paul]

A bit of Brown baiting.
Brown delays Iraq pullout after deal with Bush
Last updated at 16:38pm on 30th July 2007


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... rtComments

is this our Freddie?

What a creep is Gordon Brown, another PM who is going to hang off the coat tails of Bush. Bush seems to like Poodles, both with names starting with B, Blair and Brown.

- Freddie, UK

[Antigherkin]

both with names starting with B, Blair and Brown

Seems very proud of herself for spotting that one doesn't she? Knows her letters and everything, wow! Course, nowadays that'd be an A-grade at English A-Level, easy.

[cycloon]

haha yes, i like how they actually then literally spell out the two 'B' names - two of the most famous names in British politics in the past 10 years.

[Paul]

Is bag-eyed Brown carrying extra luggage?
Last updated at 00:26am on 1st August 2007

a bit more twaddle in the constant drip feeding of potential anti Brown stories.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... ge_id=1770

If a is a long time in politics, then it's hardly surprising that Gordon Brown's first month in power is taking its toll.

The 56-year-old Prime Minister appeared in need of a good night's sleep as he boarded his plane home from New York with dark, puffy bags under his eyes.

Yup! being PM is a busy job!

[Paul]

A personal gift from Dubya...but will Gordon REALLY wear his new bomber jacket?
By BENEDICT BROGAN

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more snide rubbish.

[Paul]

Still up for a bit of Blair baiting,

Blairbrushed - has Men's Vogue's latest cover boy had a bit of help?
By SHARON CHURCHER

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I suppose the poor Mail readership has to vent it's spleen on someone, might as well be Blair.

[Paul]

A classic!



The cost of bomb-proofing Blair's home will reach £80,000 (and guess who's paying)[/b]
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... _a_source=

expect spleen.

[Mr Mordon]

And of cause if the chap wasn't protected against terrorist attack and was killed by a bomb it would be :

INCOMPETENT MI5 'DIDNT THINK SECURITY WAS NECESSARY' - BRITISH SECURITY A LAUGHING STOCK ONCE AGAIN

[bairy]

Blairbrushed - has Men's Vogue's latest cover boy had a bit of help?

Eh??
The cover of him is not exactly close up, the photo the fail chose is scarily close up.
The cover has him with his mouth closed, the photo the fail chose has it open, causing the ripples on his forehead.
The cover has him front on, the photo the fail chose has him to the side, which makes his head look a bit fatter (not the mention the lighting)

And the pun is just pathetic.

And of cause if the chap wasn't protected against terrorist attack and was killed by a bomb it would be:

It would be *head asplode* as the conflict between hate-Blair and hate-MI5/government came into play.

[Mr Mordon]

It would be *head asplode* as the conflict between hate-Blair and hate-MI5/government came into play.

Bit like a matter/antimatter annihilation, maybe we could it to power a warp capable starship