Re: The man in the pub...
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:49 pm
Man (mid to late 30's) at next window in the Post Office trying to open an account (this conversation had been going on a while before I shuffled up)
PO lady: You can use a bank card as ID, do you have one?
Man: No that's why I want an account here
PO lady: have you got a bill or something with your name and address on?
Man: No I live with me mam so they've all got her name on. (pauses) can I bring a note from me mam saying I live with her?
PO lady: Er no, are you sure you haven't got something official with your name and address on?
Man: No nothing (pauses again) What about the letter with me court date on?
I had to leave at this point so I missed the denouement I hope he go his bank account but I also hope he's not responsible for any small children or animals.
PO lady: You can use a bank card as ID, do you have one?
Man: No that's why I want an account here
PO lady: have you got a bill or something with your name and address on?
Man: No I live with me mam so they've all got her name on. (pauses) can I bring a note from me mam saying I live with her?
PO lady: Er no, are you sure you haven't got something official with your name and address on?
Man: No nothing (pauses again) What about the letter with me court date on?
I had to leave at this point so I missed the denouement I hope he go his bank account but I also hope he's not responsible for any small children or animals.