[Abernathy]

1. Jamelia.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

1. Jamelia.

No, she went of her own accord.

[Lardboy]

2. Dappy (or is he a genius?)

[shyamz]

2. Dappy (or is he a genius?)

No, he is a twat who thinks he's a genius - difference.

Amy Childs.

Stacey Solomon.

[Abernathy]

Stick with the numbering system, please, Shyamz.

3. Amy Childs.

4. Stacey Solomon.

[ezinra]

I like Stacey Solomon, and I think she's smarter than she lets on.

5 Anyone who ever appeared on the sports one with Nick Hancock.

[Tubby Isaacs]

I like Nick Hancock. He could do a lot better than the Tv stuff he's done.

[shyamz]

Hancock is very well suited to his name. Add Preston from The -I assume now defunct- Ordinary Boys.

Sorry, I mean 6. Preston from The -I assume now defunct- Ordinary Boys.

Look at Stacey Solomon on The Love Machine and tell me she isn't a complete disgrace.

[mattomac]

Hancock is very well suited to his name. Add Preston from The -I assume now defunct- Ordinary Boys.

Sorry, I mean 6. Preston from The -I assume now defunct- Ordinary Boys.

Look at Stacey Solomon on The Love Machine and tell me she isn't a complete disgrace.

Sadly they reformed

[spoonman]

Can't believe Jedward haven't been mentioned yet. Though I suspect they are actually a bit more intelligent than they let on in public.

[Bones McCoy]

Can't believe Jedward haven't been mentioned yet. Though I suspect they are actually a bit more intelligent than they let on in public.

Naah: 2 boys 1 brane.

[Abernathy]

Ahem.

7. Jedward.

[Andy McDandy]

8. Hilary Devey (Room 101)

9. Derek Hatton (HIGNFY)

10. Nigel Farage (HIGNFY)

11. Fern Britton (Room 101)

12. Katie Price (NMTB)

While I'd not say that for the most part these people are moronic (very few people rise to the top by being that), they all displayed a crashing lack of self-awareness, coupled with levels of self-generalisation ("I think X, therefore everyone does/should") that made me wince.

Katie Price, in one of her 'books', has one of her heroines appear on a Buzzcocks-like panel show, where "all the so-called comedians tried to show her up as thick, but she won the audience over and the joke was really on them", which is quite Alan Partridge-ish in it's 'I had the last laugh' nature.

[Carlos The Badger]

Shouldn't that be

7/8. Jedward

?

[Fozzy]

13. Patsy Kensit. Coming up in Would I Lie To You, though they'll probably edit the more stupid bits out.