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Re: Ads#385844

By Big Arnold
Mon Sep 15, 2014 4:22 pm

- Mon Sep 15, 2014 4:22 pm #385844

I'm getting ads for Urinary Catheter Samples. Someone taking the piss?
It's nothing to do with my browsing.

They fuck you up your mum and dad,
But not as much as Brexit will.

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Re: Ads#385847

By Daley Mayle
Mon Sep 15, 2014 4:25 pm

- Mon Sep 15, 2014 4:25 pm #385847

I'm getting 1000 Asian Babes who are interested in me.

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Re: Ads#385848

By Zuriblue
Mon Sep 15, 2014 4:29 pm

- Mon Sep 15, 2014 4:29 pm #385848

Daley Mayle wrote:I'm getting 1000 Asian Babes who are interested in me.

I've got one and that's enough.

It seems to be Eastern European ladies that would like to get to know me.

No amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Tory Party. So far as I am concerned they are lower than vermin. Aneurin Bevan

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Re: Ads#385856

By shyamz
Mon Sep 15, 2014 5:22 pm

- Mon Sep 15, 2014 5:22 pm #385856

My bank is telling me to fuck off elsewhere. At leat I can't think of any other reason why Lloyds bank would be telling me they help over 1,000 expats settle overseas every year.

"He represents everything that is rotten in the State of Anywhere". - © George Melly (Apply where appropriate).

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Re: Ads#385877

By Kreuzberger
Mon Sep 15, 2014 7:06 pm

- Mon Sep 15, 2014 7:06 pm #385877

Zuriblue wrote:
Daley Mayle wrote:I'm getting 1000 Asian Babes who are interested in me.
I've got one and that's enough.

It seems to be Eastern European ladies that would like to get to know me.

I've been in Bern for the weekend chez my recently married pals and have been bombarded with that shite. I was thinking of asking an awkward question of the gentleman of the house.

I am genuinely relieved.

Jack believed in the inherent goodness of humanity, and felt a deep social responsibility to protect that. Through us all, Jack marches on.

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Re: Ads#386899

By mojojojo
Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:31 am

- Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:31 am #386899

Those Asian babes seem keen on me too. At least they did - today it's being suggested that I go on a diet.

MY COMMENTS ARE FROM THE HORSES MOUTH AND ARE ALL FACTS

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Re: Ads#386903

By Malcolm Armsteen
Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:50 am

- Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:50 am #386903

I'm just being offered kitchen units. FML.

Mene, mene tekel upharsin, Johnson.

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Re: Ads#389530

By Zuriblue
Thu Oct 16, 2014 8:25 pm

- Thu Oct 16, 2014 8:25 pm #389530

Ok I'm in Switzerland and I'm being offered a sightseeing bus tour of London.

I lived there (beautiful downtown Catford) for 10 years before I moved out here, what would I need a bus tour for?

No amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Tory Party. So far as I am concerned they are lower than vermin. Aneurin Bevan

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Re: Ads#390542

By MisterMuncher
Sat Oct 25, 2014 10:08 pm

- Sat Oct 25, 2014 10:08 pm #390542

I get a gumtree banner, with a LOOK bike frame for 200 quid. Which obviously I'd really like to buy, and is apparently only 10 miles out the road. But it doesn't exist in real life. At all.

Ní uasal aon uasal ach sinne bheith íseal: Éirímis

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Re: Ads#390562

By Son Of Hand
Sun Oct 26, 2014 7:58 am

- Sun Oct 26, 2014 7:58 am #390562

If I combine my ads, I'll be able to take my Asian Babe on a theatre break to the Malverns.

Quite like that idea.

The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts.

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Re: Ads#391261

By Big Arnold
Sat Nov 01, 2014 10:44 pm

- Sat Nov 01, 2014 10:44 pm #391261

I'm getting ads for free software, such as.

1.Click Here to Download
2. Get Your Free Software 3. Enjoy

Why does the system think I'm totally insane?

They fuck you up your mum and dad,
But not as much as Brexit will.

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Re: Ads#391481

By Big Rob
Tue Nov 04, 2014 2:11 am

- Tue Nov 04, 2014 2:11 am #391481

What the flying fuck?

Should I be worried?

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Re: Ads#391482

By Zuriblue
Tue Nov 04, 2014 5:17 am

- Tue Nov 04, 2014 5:17 am #391482

Big Rob wrote:What the flying fuck?

Should I be worried?

Well he is a tool.

No amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Tory Party. So far as I am concerned they are lower than vermin. Aneurin Bevan