[Malcolm Armsteen]

Finishing the April branch newsletter, writing my candidate biog, writing to my seriously ill cousin's wife, watching the China GP, cutting grass. Facetiming grandkids. So my apologies for absence...

[Esqui]

I shall be mowing the front lawn and generally tidying the front on Friday.

I can never tell whether to take what you say at face value, or if it's a euphemism!

I shall be mowing the back lawn on Saturday

OK, if it's a euphemism, you have my sympathies

[Kreuzberger]

Mowing. Yes.

I'll be travelling down to Munich tomorrow now that the hotly-anticipated jaunt to Sofia is off and that these poly relationships are apparently the dog's unless it's me who is getting some much-needed attention.

I confidently predict that I will be surrounded by more papes than Ezzy and that those bastard bell-ringers will be going full-tilt and having me up and at the Earl Grey even before the sun streams in and wakes herself.

So, if I am posting, it will mean that either I am bored or am lacking the wherewithal to find something else vaguely on the interwebs.

[Kreuzberger]

Note to self about late night Mailwatching when not quite roaringly pissed enough to lose the power of typing: don't.

[Daley Mayle]

I have sometimes made posts after taking too much of the evil drink and the next day not remembering doing it. I'm having far too many of these CRAFT events.

[Kreuzberger]

Might I offer a grovelling apology for my lack of posting today. We've all been rather busy

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