[davidjay]

The comments, as you'd expect, are beyond parody.

[SoulBoy]

Britain to sprout 'Frankenfoods' after EU ruling: Controversial crops could be grown from next year after being approved

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... crops.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Throwing EU in the headline, sure to get the VOTE UKIP mob worked up...

The system will allow each country to decide for itself whether or not to grow a GM crop...

Most of Europe, including Germany and France, wants to ban the crops amid concerns over their impact on the environment, food and human health.
However, the governments of Britain and Spain support the technology and are keen to see the crops in the fields and on dinner plates as soon as possible.

[youngian]

'He needs to apologise': Drugs charity calls on 'role model' England star Raheem Sterling to apologise after video of him 'inhaling hippy crack' emerges

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z3XHcgpg8q" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

He's making squeaky voices with a balloon.

[Kreuzberger]

'He needs to apologise': Drugs charity calls on 'role model' England star Raheem Sterling to apologise after video of him 'inhaling hippy crack' emerges

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z3XHcgpg8q" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

He's making squeaky voices with a balloon.

It's nitrous oxide rather than helium. My local supermarket remainders the Sodastream capsules after every Christmas and Easter (10 for less than three Euros) so I can confirm that, yes, you do get moderately high but the most dangerous part of it is slipping on the spent capsules that litter the bedroom floor after a right good go at it.

No way is it either as intoxicating or as dangerous as the white powder that is allegedly endemic in Derry Street.

[Big Arnold]

Carbon dioxide, surely?

[Kreuzberger]

Carbon dioxide, surely?

Hope. Laughing gas is nitrous oxide.

If you could get high on CO2, I'd be out there sniffing trees rather than hanging about on here.

[Big Arnold]

I've never heard of anything other than CO2 used to make fizzy drinks.

[SoulBoy]

Fun carbon dioxide fact... If you fell in to a vat of beer in a brewery, rather than drowning pissed but happy, you would suffocate on the oxygen depleted gas above the brew.

[Daley Mayle]

Fun carbon dioxide fact... If you fell in to a vat of beer in a brewery, rather than drowning pissed but happy, you would suffocate on the oxygen depleted gas above the brew.

You wouldn't drown pissed in an American brewery's vat. Pissed off, yes.

[Andy McDandy]

You would drown, but only after getting out twice to go to the loo.

[SoulBoy]

Happy to report I learnt this on a tour of the Tadcaster brewery, proper English ale. Should I add VOTE UKIP at this point?

[MisterMuncher]

'He needs to apologise': Drugs charity calls on 'role model' England star Raheem Sterling to apologise after video of him 'inhaling hippy crack' emerges

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z3XHcgpg8q" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

He's making squeaky voices with a balloon.

It's nitrous oxide rather than helium. My local supermarket remainders the Sodastream capsules after every Christmas and Easter (10 for less than three Euros) so I can confirm that, yes, you do get moderately high but the most dangerous part of it is slipping on the spent capsules that litter the bedroom floor after a right good go at it.

No way is it either as intoxicating or as dangerous as the white powder that is allegedly endemic in Derry Street.

Yes. See also every pro kitchen in the world when they first get an Espuma gun. For a week. Then you wise up.

[SoulBoy]

The WHITE ghettos that blight South Africa: 20 years after the fall of apartheid, how it is now white people who live in squalid camps

Around 42,000 of the 4.5 million white South Africans are thought to live in poverty, which equates to 0.9 per cent.

But 63.2 per cent of the country's 43 million black South Africans also live in poverty and around 37 per cent of 'coloureds' - people of mixed race.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... verty.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Don't worry, the usual shitcunts haven't bothered reading beyond the headline, the comments are as you would expect.

[youngian]

Neither have the 'serves them right' commenters looked behind the headline.