[Big Rob]

American family association....

[ACG]

to paraphrase jon stewart, it's also ok to say "seasons greetings".

[Malcolm Armsteen]

I prefer "Wotcha! Cold enough for ya?"

[Abernathy]

See also "Brrrrrr. Brass monkeys, eh?"

[Abernathy]

Or even "How's yer bum for lovebites?"

[Malcolm Armsteen]

And "Fuck me, it's colder than a Tory's heart/Edwina Currie's tit etc."

[ACG]

i made cards a few years ago that said "merry squidmouse"

and i think i may now have a theme for this years ones. thank you all

[Abernathy]

Or "Eeeeh, Me throat's drier than Anne Widdecombe's minge."

It's that one over there on the peg. Dark green.

[SoulBoy]

Brecon's Christmas Fair has been re-branded Winter Wonderfest. Should I tell the Mail? I should imagine that it's so as not to offend the Gurkhas garrisoned in the town. Or something.

Banning Christmas... our brave boys... bit brown though... St. Joanna Lumley... BOOM!!!

[Paul]

Will it be the warmest November on record? Britain basks on sunny weekend of mild weather as temperatures hit 18C

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1diGOqe8m" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... l#comments" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I'm over here for Christmas (if i'm allowed to say that word in the U.K.) and am wondering what the long term forecast is, as I am thinking of taxing my motorcycle instead of laying it up for the winter. Are there any amateur forecasters out there to offer advice?

- Martin Turner, Lakeport C.A. U.S.A., 14/11/2011 0:03
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Twat!

[Tom_UK]

I posted a reply to that one advising him to stay in the US in case our Winterval Police arrested him on arrival at the border for saying 'Christmas', but it didn't make it past the naughty word filtering software. Maybe 'Christmas' was the naughty word?

[Big Arnold]

I was a bit surprised to find no mention of Winterval on Snopes. So I've submitted it.

[Bones McCoy]

I posted a reply to that one advising him to stay in the US in case our Winterval Police arrested him on arrival at the border for saying 'Christmas', but it didn't make it past the naughty word filtering software. Maybe 'Christmas' was the naughty word?

You're not allowed to mention it.
And what about if it was a Mosque eh?

[Esqui]

Well, they lasted 8 days
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... stmas.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Volunteers, however, said they believed the Christmas ban was a product of political correctness of the kind that led Birmingham's leaders to order their city to celebrate 'Winterval'

Also, don't the Red Cross do this every year? And don't the Mail get angry about it every year?

Hang on a mo, that's 2002...but the search page lists it as 2011

[Tom_UK]

Hang on a mo, that's 2002...but the search page lists it as 2011

Damn! False alarm. You almost won the politically correct Winterval hamper full of ethically sourced vegan winter products (produced in the EU). Keep 'em peeled folks, the prize is still up for grabs!