[larrylargesse]

Heres my Fave..On Golden Syrup..

Now watch Gordon devise a treacle-tax. He won't allow a long running success to go by, without getting his slice.

- John, Clacton, England

Bravo John you plank..[/u]

Any other Gems?

[johnnyh]

A DM regular Ryk has this to say about Google Earth being used to watch topless sunbathers:




A license to spy. This Labour government is already looking at using this technology for taxation.

- Ryk, London

[IanC]

A license to spy. This Labour government is already looking at using this technology for taxation.

- Ryk, London

Dont he get it that its just still satellite photos?

[mattomac]

Of Five years ago.

[Run]

Where a single person barely makes up a pixel.

[larrylargesse]

On the story of a man arrested with a knife outside No 10.....

I rememebr the days when you could have your fotograph taken in-front of n°10 with the copper on duty, at that time we had real politicians. Now we have a bunch of bofoons who think they are somebody.

- Loris, Milan
nice spelling love aswell

[Moggie]

On the story of a man arrested with a knife outside No 10.....

I rememebr the days when you could have your fotograph taken in-front of n°10 with the copper on duty, at that time we had real politicians. Now we have a bunch of bofoons who think they are somebody.

- Loris, Milan
nice spelling love aswell

Yeah, it's terrible how B.Liar and Nu Labour put up those gates to keep the public out of Downing Street. Oh wait, that was Thatcher.

[ComradeSimon]

I was just about to say that.

It's PC gone mad!

[mattomac]

On the story of a man arrested with a knife outside No 10.....

I rememebr the days when you could have your fotograph taken in-front of n°10 with the copper on duty, at that time we had real politicians. Now we have a bunch of bofoons who think they are somebody.

- Loris, Milan
nice spelling love aswell

I remember the days when people could type properly too.

[Esqui]

You must admit that there are no "harmless" stories in Mailworld. Everything is something to run for the hills about.

[larrylargesse]

On a story about a guy in japan who recite Pi to 10 000 places prtetty innocuous stuff untill.....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... rtComments



That's nothing - I can recite every one of Tony Blair's promises that he has kept!

- Andy G, Norwich

You twat Andy ..surely its' hasnt..'

[Esqui]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... rtComments

'Man who gets paid to watch paint dry'

Its more productive than being a police officer or government official.

- Ryk, London

I can think of a whole team of bods whom I would love to give such a job to. The Nu-Labour cabinet. However, on reflection not a good idea, I'm sure they would even muck that job up!

- Terence, Hereford, UK

He spells 'new' as 'nu', people. Fear him.

This job creates value - the jobs that should be laughed at are the 6 figure, highly pensioned non jobs which the labour cabinet creates for its politically correct cronies.

- Doug, Glasgow, Scotland

And there's only been 5 comments so far. Some people...

[tuber]

The burning wedding ring to remind husbands of anniversaries

I'm sure if there is any risk of 'burns' it will soon enough be outlawed by Europe.

bloody Eurocrats messing with my burning ring

[Esqui]

bloody Eurocrats messing with my burning ring

Sudocrem is your new best friend