[Boiler]

Well, the BTL commentariat of the Mail will positively leap upon this initiative given their love of fat-shaming:

https://www.theguardian.com/society/202 ... econd-wave

[The Red Arrow]

Just wait for the Win A Self-Isolation Cottage in the Cotswolds coupon contest.

[The Red Arrow]

No comment needed.

[The Red Arrow]

[KevS]

Strange isn't it? All the times Tories say "let the market decide", and then the market does decide on an option they don't agree on, and it's unacceptable.

See also: TV-am losing out to GMTV in the franchise auction, much to the dismay of bonkers Mags.

[Oblomov]

Strange isn't it? All the times Tories say "let the market decide", and then the market does decide on an option they don't agree on, and it's unacceptable.

Additional irony, this is the same criticism that Mailites used against the EU for that supposed one referendum that Ireland did about 3 times last decade.

[Samanfur]

I'm waiting for the outrage that the kids on the cover are less white than Catherine Zeta-Jones' teeth.

[The Red Arrow]

Meanwhile isn't the PPE scandal roughly 5.5 Billion?

[Boiler]

D'you know what? If workers were able to benefit from furlough, good for them.

[Bones McCoy]

Just wait to see the state aid going Harding, Cummings and his Mum Ltd (Purveyors of very expensive nothing) enjoy.

[Boiler]

Yeah, where is that world-beating item of vapourware known as the Test And Trace App? Is it written on a piece of paper like the time was for Eccles?

[The Red Arrow]

The Ma*l finally got what it wanted. And you thought it would be those Muslims and their Lefty chums, didn't you?

[KevS]

"BUT WINTERVAL CONTINUES"

[mr angry manchester]

Today's front page is some utter shite about Diana. WTF? With all that's going on in the world why?

It's bizarre even by the Standards of the Heil.

[Andy McDandy]

Nothing good to report on for the Tories, nothing bad for Labour. Dont want to call the US election or nail colours to the Trump mast.

Break out the greatest hits package.